knoblings

An insult which is a combination of the words Knob And Goblins,

Those people trying to cancel (insert company here) are real Knoblings.

knoblings by S.crotum J.uice W.arts November 22, 2020

knolling 

v - The process of arranging like objects in parallel or 90 degree angles as a method of organization.

1. Always be knolling. 2. That table is pretty well knolled.

knolling by tedted July 7, 2011

Dick knobbing 

A term created on a web comic called 'cyanide and happiness'
'How to dick Knob someone' A prank which is the act of waiting until night time when target is asleep, removing knob from the door and inserting dick into it. Then knocking and waiting.

Bragging about Dick Knobbing :
Guy #1: "Totally dick knobbed derek last night!"
Guy #2: "Hah! He touched your dick"
Guy #1: "I even had an erection at the time"

Dick knobbing by MisterFellow August 26, 2010

knibling pin 

device that connects the gazach to the fully articulating johnson rod

the johnson rod fell off because the knibbling pin fell out.

knibling pin by Don Alonso May 28, 2003

knobligated 

feeling pressured or obligated to hang around or help someone while they are behaving like an utter knob.

Mike: I was over at Chris's place last night, he was being a utter knob and I wanted to go home early but for some strange reason I couldn't leave. I felt obligated to stay longer.

Junior: Oh man!!! He does that to me all the time. Sounds like you got knobligated!

knobligated by MikeBus September 3, 2010

Snot Knobbing 

A deviant sexual act involving the use of sinus mucus. Specifically, an individual will blow snot (mucas) from their nose on to the penis, vagina and/or anus and then masturbate, fellate or penetrate the subject using the nasal mucas as lubrication to bring the subject to climax.

Upon getting approval from his spouse to engage in Snot Knobbing...the sexual partner emptied her nasal passages (mucas) on to his genitals and proceeded to fellate him to ejaculation.

Snot Knobbing by Jocko Love November 8, 2013

Shift-Knobbing

Must be performed in a vehicle with a manual transmission. With the proliferation of automatics, shift-knobbing is a dying art and talent.

Shift-knobbing is when you are driving and your passenger partner (M or F) provides you with sloppy, wet road head all while they simultaneously operate the shift knob for you changing the gears with precision accuracy. Thus freeing both your hands to control the car or use one hand to drive and the other to return a little sexual gratification to your partner in one of their reachable erogenous zones.

Rachel and I hit the back roads to head to the beach. The drive when by smoothly as she was shift-knobbing with pinpoint accuracy. The bumpy back road route caused a few throat plunges and gasps for air.

Shift-Knobbing by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2018