knoblong

A unit of measurement used to measure items in terms of average knob length.

It was the longest.....ive ever seen. It was at least 4 knoblongs.

by Bosslah November 2, 2009

knoblong

Adjective meaning "penis shaped". A portmanteau of "knob" and "oblong".

That banana and apple fruit bowl you have there is looking pretty knoblong.

by Elastin2 November 2, 2013

Knobling

Eating a penis like you gobble cake

I had an epic knobling session

by Welsh boyo September 7, 2022

knoblings

An insult which is a combination of the words Knob And Goblins,

Those people trying to cancel (insert company here) are real Knoblings.

by S.crotum J.uice W.arts November 22, 2020