Knoblin
Knoblin by Peter Parmesan October 15, 2021
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Knoblin • knoblings • knoblinked • Knobbing • knobbin • Knolling • knoblicker • Knobbing Off • knobbling • knoblong
Dick knobbing
A term created on a web comic called 'cyanide and happiness'
'How to dick Knob someone' A prank which is the act of waiting until night time when target is asleep, removing knob from the door and inserting dick into it. Then knocking and waiting.
'How to dick Knob someone' A prank which is the act of waiting until night time when target is asleep, removing knob from the door and inserting dick into it. Then knocking and waiting.
Bragging about Dick Knobbing :
Guy #1: "Totally dick knobbed derek last night!"
Guy #2: "Hah! He touched your dick"
Guy #1: "I even had an erection at the time"
Guy #1: "Totally dick knobbed derek last night!"
Guy #2: "Hah! He touched your dick"
Guy #1: "I even had an erection at the time"
Dick knobbing by MisterFellow August 26, 2010
Knobin Hood
a term given to gentlemen whom have not had their foreskins removed at any time in their lives. Therefore, their knob (Penis head) is in a hood (foreskin).
Knobin Hood by PacoTaco906 January 9, 2010
knibling pin
knibling pin by Don Alonso May 28, 2003
knobligated
feeling pressured or obligated to hang around or help someone while they are behaving like an utter knob.
Mike: I was over at Chris's place last night, he was being a utter knob and I wanted to go home early but for some strange reason I couldn't leave. I felt obligated to stay longer.
Junior: Oh man!!! He does that to me all the time. Sounds like you got knobligated!
Junior: Oh man!!! He does that to me all the time. Sounds like you got knobligated!
knobligated by MikeBus September 3, 2010
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