A term created on a web comic called 'cyanide and happiness'
'How to dick Knob someone' A prank which is the act of waiting until night time when target is asleep, removing knob from the door and inserting dick into it. Then knocking and waiting.
Bragging about Dick Knobbing :
Guy #1: "Totally dick knobbed derek last night!"
Guy #2: "Hah! He touched your dick"
Guy #1: "I even had an erection at the time"
a term given to gentlemen whom have not had their foreskins removed at any time in their lives. Therefore, their knob (Penis head) is in a hood (foreskin).
Mike: I was over at Chris's place last night, he was being a utter knob and I wanted to go home early but for some strange reason I couldn't leave. I felt obligated to stay longer.
Junior: Oh man!!! He does that to me all the time. Sounds like you got knobligated!