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A fully erect penis that a female still thinks is flaccid
She was confused underwhelmed by Devin’s ‘Knoblin’ as he stood at the end of the bed.
Knoblin by Peter Parmesan October 15, 2021
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Another way for saying Knob Goblin

Knob + Goblin = Knoblin

1.Someone who is extremly skilled at the art of fellatio.
2.A person who's being a dick.
1.That chick from "bring'em young Part.1" is a total knoblin.

2.I think ronald raegan was being a knoblin.
Knoblin by Mr.Ravioli April 26, 2006
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knolling 

v - The process of arranging like objects in parallel or 90 degree angles as a method of organization.
1. Always be knolling. 2. That table is pretty well knolled.
knolling by tedted July 7, 2011

Dick knobbing 

A term created on a web comic called 'cyanide and happiness'
'How to dick Knob someone' A prank which is the act of waiting until night time when target is asleep, removing knob from the door and inserting dick into it. Then knocking and waiting.
Bragging about Dick Knobbing :
Guy #1: "Totally dick knobbed derek last night!"
Guy #2: "Hah! He touched your dick"
Guy #1: "I even had an erection at the time"
Dick knobbing by MisterFellow August 26, 2010

Knobin Hood 

a term given to gentlemen whom have not had their foreskins removed at any time in their lives. Therefore, their knob (Penis head) is in a hood (foreskin).
"Hey Knobin Hood, you scrape out your hood in the shower today?"
Knobin Hood by PacoTaco906 January 9, 2010

knibling pin 

device that connects the gazach to the fully articulating johnson rod
the johnson rod fell off because the knibbling pin fell out.
knibling pin by Don Alonso May 28, 2003

knobligated 

feeling pressured or obligated to hang around or help someone while they are behaving like an utter knob.
Mike: I was over at Chris's place last night, he was being a utter knob and I wanted to go home early but for some strange reason I couldn't leave. I felt obligated to stay longer.

Junior: Oh man!!! He does that to me all the time. Sounds like you got knobligated!
knobligated by MikeBus September 3, 2010
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