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a person with a great job in bed including very large genitalia
my pussy is too small for a kluger
kluger by the kluger June 23, 2009
The left over remnants from a snow session that get lodged in your nose. In other words a coke booger
Jimmy Hoffa: dude I’m speeding out of no where, I think I had a pretty big Klinger.

Kevin Costner: that happened to me last week when I was driving, I almost banged out and hit

a school bus.
vagina (usually derogotary)
Up yer klunge !
klunge by Giles September 23, 2003
An automobile, or occasionally another object, that is in poor condition due to mechanical problems, age, damage or other issues.
Billy's 1985 Chevette is a real klunker. It has many dents, the muffler hangs down, the heater does not work and it only has two hubcaps.
klunker by PMax February 11, 2008
A danish term used in a situation when someone is acting very stupid and not taking things seriously.
"Eow er du klunser?"

Translated to english: "Eow are you a klunser?"
klunser by UfakeShaek April 27, 2021

klunge punch 

derived from two words cunt and flange both meaning vagina.
This term is otherwise known as 'fisting' or the process of inserting ones entire hand (clenched in to a fist) in to the vagina. can be abbriviated to KP.
'i gave my girlfriend a right good klunge punch the otherday'

'i gave her a proper kp'
klunge punch by Tuffai February 23, 2009