kluger 

a person with a great job in bed including very large genitalia

my pussy is too small for a kluger

kluger by the kluger June 23, 2009

kluger 

A mythical creature with a large penis, typically more than half of it's body weight

-I think I saw a Kluger in the woods, but my friend said "It's not a Kluger."
-I am hung like a Kluger!

kluger by BJ October 15, 2003

Kluger

Not to be confused with the Toyota SUV of the same name, a Kluger is an extremely large, thick shit - often blocking the toilet resulting in a call out from a local plumber.
Some may also consider drivers of the aforementioned massive shits.

‘Dave just did a Kluger, goddamn it! Call the plumber again!’

Kluger by A. Neuman August 22, 2026

Back of the Kluger 

Australian term for anal sex

Examples
"we didn't want to have any more kids, so we did it in the back of the Kluger"
"She's in the rags, so we did it in the back of the Kluger"
"She was feeling adventurous and said "let's do it in the back of the Kluger""

Back of the Kluger by CoinLord October 14, 2021

dunning-krugerrand 

A disparaging term for BitCoin, a play on the Dunning-Kruger effect.

He had a lot of Dunning-Krugerrands tied up in Silk Road when the Feds took it down.

dunning-krugerrand by d.w. January 1, 2014

Dunning-Kruger effect 

A condition where a person so dumb, that he fails to realise how dumb he actually is. Frankly, lacking the competence to identify incompetence - often resulting is immense self-confidence and talking massive cock.

bimbo: "I don't eat crabs coz they kill it when it's alive, it's cruel to do that."
dude: "that's the dunning-kruger effect for ya."

Dunning-Kruger effect by Infected_Banana May 13, 2016

kluge 

In the computer world: a clunky, unpolished, quickly thrown together, "solution" that accomplishes the required task, but is the equivalent of a Band-Aid or a "temporary support brace". Kluges are often used when the problem must be corrected ASAP and no time is allowed for a formal solution, or when the person resolving the issue does not know how to fix it correctly. When used correctly, Kluges are always temporary and replaced by a permanent solution. Kluges are not look upon with high regard, and people who use kluges as permanent solutions are not look upon as good administrators or developers.

I had to sync our human resources SQL database with the networks Active Directory by end of day so I kluged together a data transfer script to keep the data in sync until I can get a good utility written.

kluge by derTeufel September 24, 2005