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An automobile, or occasionally another object, that is in poor condition due to mechanical problems, age, damage or other issues.
Billy's 1985 Chevette is a real klunker. It has many dents, the muffler hangs down, the heater does not work and it only has two hubcaps.
klunker by PMax February 11, 2008
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An automobile, or occasionally another object, that is in poor condition due to mechanical problems, age, damage or other issues.
Billy's 1985 Chevette is a real klunker. It has many dents, the muffler hangs down, the heater does not work and it only has two hubcaps.
klunker by PMax January 11, 2009
A beach cruiser bicycle converted into a mountain bike, and the origins of mountain biking in general. From the early 70s, when pioneering BMXers who outgrew their 20-inch bikes started riding and modifying beach cruisers, as road bike wheels were too narrow and slick to work well in the dirt. Usually distinguishable by the round frame(most mountain bikes are boxy), BMX-style bars, knobbly mountain bike tires and coaster brakes instead of modern pinch or disc brakes.
That old klunker was fun to bomb trails on when I was your age, but these days I need either a full suspension bike or an on-call chiropractor.
Klunker by m1st3rw1n October 27, 2018

Klunkers 

Klunkers, a large pairs of breasts. When said breasts are subjected to rigorous movement an onlooker may imagine a clunking noise.
A woman in my gym has got a fine pair of klunkers
Klunkers by Jimbo noggin July 10, 2017

klanservative 

An extreme conservative with racist inclinations.
Boy, those Minutemen sure are klanservative!
klanservative by Saint Torum August 1, 2012
to live in a fantasy world where one thinks they have an extra large penis; where in reality they have a nothing more than a small dill pickle.
damn, the bitch wanted more, but all i could give her was my klunder.
Klunder by elke January 28, 2005