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kute klux klan

A female who is physically attractive but also racist; a hottie who dislikes black people.
Bob: What do you think about Amy? She's pretty hot, I think I might ask her out.

Fred: Dude, she's decent looking, but have you talked to her much? All she says is nigger this, spic that. It gets pretty old.

Bob: Oh, so she's kute klux klan?

Fred: Yeah, dude. You should look elsewhere.
by PMax January 11, 2009
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MILGDO

Mother I'd Like to Go Down On; an older woman - a cougar or splosher - who you really want to eat out
She was older, but man did I want to eat that - she was a total MILGDO
by PMax January 30, 2009
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Cleveland Browning

The act of hooking up with a Cleveland Brown; banging a girl who is ugly but has a nice body; getting with a butterface; shagging a bagger.
Brian went Cleveland Browning the other night. He slept with a girl with a really hot body, but her face was gross.
by PMax March 9, 2008
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Tennessee palm pilot

The practice of writing something such as a telephone number on your wrist or hand.
Cletus got Marybelle's phone number, and put it in his Tennessee palm pilot: he wrote it on his hand with ball point pen, yup.
by PMax March 10, 2008
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MILFIA

Mother I'd Like to Fuck In the Ass; a hot older woman or cougar with a delectable butt
She was probably about 40 years old or so, but she had a fantastic ass - she was a real MILFIA!
by PMax January 30, 2009
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Tennessee Go Faster

Ugly things put on a car by a redneck or wigger such as chrome or decals. Rednecks and wiggers act as if such things make their cars go faster. Often found on a ricer.
Billy Joe Jim Bob has an old 1988 Honda ricer that he loaded up with chrome and silly decals. That old klunker is plastered with Tennessee Go Faster and it still sucks. That dumb chav has more junk on his beater than he wears around his neck.
by PMax March 12, 2008
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calorie queen

A fat chick; a fat girl; a woman who is overweight or obese.
I got so drunk that I ended up shacking up with a calorie queen.
by PMax April 13, 2008
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