Before we left to go to the Insane Clown Posse concert, I went into the bathroom to take a piss and walked in on someone doing a Juggalo Tuggalo.
by PMax February 13, 2008
A bed, mattress, futon or even a blanket or sleeping bag on which someone has ejaculated several times, especially when multiple used, dried condoms are left lying on it. This is because oyster is used as slang for ejaculate and used condoms dry up and somewhat resemble oyster shells. An oyster bed will usually belong to a slob or a hogger, almost always male.
Also a term used by fishermen and others to describe areas of seafloor where several oysters (the creatures) reside in their shells.
Also a term used by fishermen and others to describe areas of seafloor where several oysters (the creatures) reside in their shells.
Pat goes hogging in his bed all the time and doesn't change the sheets. Even worse, he leaves his jizz and dried rubbers in it. He sleeps in an oyster bed and it's disgusting.
by PMax April 23, 2010
A glutton or a fat person. Derived from Vitellius, who was both a glutton and a fat person, who was Emperor of Rome in 69 A.D. and whose short reign was notable only for his incredible gluttony. Vitellius was an obese glutton who was notoriously lazy and self-indulgent, spent most of his time as emperor eating at luxurious banquets four or five times a day, all paid for with tax money. He would send the Roman Navy to procure rare foods for his banquets.
Todd: "Jan is such a Vitellius."
Scott: "Yes. She eats at her desk all day and is way too fat and unhealthy."
Todd: "If she would get some exercise or not eat as much then maybe she wouldn't be a Vitellius."
Scott: "I don't know . . . she is quite a glutton and she spends a lot of money on stuff."
Scott: "Yes. She eats at her desk all day and is way too fat and unhealthy."
Todd: "If she would get some exercise or not eat as much then maybe she wouldn't be a Vitellius."
Scott: "I don't know . . . she is quite a glutton and she spends a lot of money on stuff."
by PMax February 10, 2008
Guy #1: "Look at her! She has big tits. I'm going to try to hook up with her."
Guy #2: "Are you kidding? She's a total FFB."
Guy #1: "Really?"
Guy #2: "Yes. You're drunk. You're wearing beer goggles and you're about to go hogging.
Guy #2: "Are you kidding? She's a total FFB."
Guy #1: "Really?"
Guy #2: "Yes. You're drunk. You're wearing beer goggles and you're about to go hogging.
by PMax March 07, 2008
by PMax April 14, 2008
What one says to a hogger just before he commences a hook up with a fat chick. A farewell for a wingman before he will fall on a grenade and hook up with the duff so that his friend can have the cutie. Bon voyage for nail the whale. A good way to wish someone well as they depart for some fatsex with a plumper.
I asked Fred if he was going to shack up with the big fat fatty he met at the bar. He said yes. I told him, "Happy Hogging!"
by PMax April 24, 2008
The odor that a redneck gets after going for too long without bathing or
showering. Hillbilly aroma.
showering. Hillbilly aroma.
by PMax January 29, 2009