Shitvette

1. A Corvette that is in poor shape.

2. A Chevette.

3. Any car that is a klunker.

1.

"Ron said he drives a Corvette."

"Ha. More like a Shitvette. It is a total junker, all rusted out and dented."

2.

"In the 1980s I was delivering pizzas for a living and had to drive a klunky hatchback, a Chevrolet Shitvette."

3.

"Look at that total klunker."

"Yeah, what a Shitvette that is."

by PMax February 12, 2008

Cleveland Browner

A person who engages in Cleveland Browning; a person who hooks up with a Cleveland Brown, which is a girl with a nice body but an ugly face, also known as a bagger or butterface.

John is such a Cleveland Browner. For the third time this semester he bagged a bagger - he hooked up with yet another ugly chick who happened to have a nice body.

by PMax March 09, 2008

chubbette

A fat chick. A chubby girl. A plumper. Someone with whom a hogger would go hogging. A girl that a veeter would watch. A veet subject. A chunker.

I hadn't had any good sex in a while so I went to the bar to find a slumpbuster. After striking out with a redhead bagger and a butterface with a nice ass, I found a chubbette at the bar who probably weighed about 180. She had big tits though, so I hit on her.

by PMax March 09, 2008

jugs for drugs

When a woman shows her tits in exchange for drugs.

She was so hard up that she offered to pull her shirt up and let people take pictures if someone would give her pills or a joint or a rock - it was a classic example of jugs for drugs.

by PMax January 30, 2009

Tennessee cologne

The odor that a redneck gets after going for too long without bathing or
showering. Hillbilly aroma.

Cletus only bathed once a week. By Thursday he had some hideous
Tennessee cologne going on.

by PMax January 28, 2009

American Basketball Association

A basketball league that existed from 1967 through 1976 until eventually merging with the National Basketball Association or NBA. The American Basketball Association is where the three point shot and slam dunk contest began. Dr. J, Moses Malone, Artis Gilmore, Dan Issel and other great players played in the ABA for teams such as the Denver Nuggets, Indiana Pacers, San Antonio Spurs, New York Nets, Kentucky Colonels, Virginia Squires, Utah Stars, Spirits of St. Louis, San Diego Conquistadors, Oakland Oaks and others. The afro hairstyle was very common in the ABA. The ABA used a red, white and blue ball. Teams from the ABA and NBA played several games against each other and the ABA teams usually won those games. The ABA ceased to exist when it merged with the NBA in 1976.

The American Basketball Association was cooler, and featured better basketball, than the NBA and even college basketball.

by PMax February 23, 2008

elephant jockey

A person who goes hogging; someone who will hook up with a fat chick; a guy who plays nail the whale.

He was a real elephant jockey his freshman year. You should have seen some of the fatties he banged.

by PMax April 13, 2008