PMax's definitions

oyster bed

A bed, mattress, futon or even a blanket or sleeping bag on which someone has ejaculated several times, especially when multiple used, dried condoms are left lying on it. This is because oyster is used as slang for ejaculate and used condoms dry up and somewhat resemble oyster shells. An oyster bed will usually belong to a slob or a hogger, almost always male.

Also a term used by fishermen and others to describe areas of seafloor where several oysters (the creatures) reside in their shells.

Pat goes hogging in his bed all the time and doesn't change the sheets. Even worse, he leaves his jizz and dried rubbers in it. He sleeps in an oyster bed and it's disgusting.

by PMax April 22, 2010

Tennessee hot chocolate

A term used throughout the American south to refer to diarrhea.

Jethro drank a gallon of prune juice and then spent 20 minutes on the toilet enjoying his Tennessee hot chocolate.

by PMax February 19, 2009

like a fat kid on cake

To be very much on something or all over something; like white on rice; very attracted to something. The term is especially appropriate to use when describing the attraction of a drunk male to a fat chick, or hogging.

Whoa, look at that hot chick with big tits. I'd love to take her home with me. I'd be all over that like a fat kid on cake.

by PMax February 19, 2009

jugs for drugs

When a woman shows her tits in exchange for drugs.

She was so hard up that she offered to pull her shirt up and let people take pictures if someone would give her pills or a joint or a rock - it was a classic example of jugs for drugs.

by PMax January 30, 2009

blow for snow

When someone will give oral sex for cocaine, or a blowjob for crack.

That crack ho was so hard up she offered blow for snow.

by PMax January 30, 2009

fattress

A fat slut; an obese woman who is loose; a fat chick who puts out a lot.

She's such a fattress; her chunky ass had sex with a dozen different guys last semester.

by PMax January 30, 2009

FILF

Fatty I'd Like to Fuck, or Fatso I'd Like to Fuck, or Fat chick I'd Like to Fuck or Fat bitch I'd Like to Fuck. Any target of hogging or nail the whale. At the beginning of the night I thought she was a big flat fatty but after putting back a few I thought she was a hot brabuster.

After ten beers that girl went from a chunkmuffin to a real FILF.

by PMax January 30, 2009