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Brandon Klingerman 

A man with absolutely gyatt worthy booty cheeks that will make any man go full axel in Harlem mode when they see him bouncing down the street with his absolutely massive dumpy
I saw Brandon Klingerman on my way to work today, safe to say I definitely “got to work” after that (;.

kindermann 

1) Any artificial intelligence based computer program designed for playing fantasy sports online.

2) An AI project within a major online fantasy sport company, code named, "kindermann", that is used in fantasy leagues without sufficient human participants to complete the league.
"Fuck, Maclin had a breakout game and I logged into my computer within five minutes, and kindermann already added him."
kindermann by ravens-playa October 12, 2009

kinderman 

A bad ass pussy slayer that moves from town to town
Dude 1: Holy shit, lock up your girl there is a kinderman moving to town
Dude 2: you better practice your goblin stomp or that guy will make a queefen out of you
Dude 2: fuck that bro, he's a kinderman and I'm already a vaginal blood fart

klingsman 

A fat ugly person whos neck always is sweaty. He often likes to be cool with others so he can be accepted. There is a 75% chance of someone named klingsman being gay.
Omg klingsman is coming
klingsman by Richard_12 October 9, 2014
The most terrifying, remorseless being to ever walk on the earth, if you see it it’s too late. Only by providing the creature with at least 1 tonne of human spicy food (above 1,000,000 scoville) He knows any place better than his own home. Once you hear his notorious phrase you’re dead: “linga linga linga”
“I think I just saw an obese Chinese guy running around….”

“HOLY CRAP THATS LINGERMAN WE BETTER RUN”
Lingerman by TheLingerman January 17, 2024
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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