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(n) (from Polingbisz)
1. A male penis, usually an excessively large example of one, particularly in terms of its girth.

2. A large mallet-like hammer used for hitting people over the head.

3. A cow's bell, esp. the large variety which hangs from the neck of Swiss highland cows.
1. His klonger weight him down heavily between his legs, and that is why he walked with a peculiar gait.
2. Don't hit me with that klonger again, you'll give me brain damage!
3. When I traveled the Swiss alps, the sound of klongers rang among the green valleys like a cacophonous plague.
Klonger by knaive September 17, 2012
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The left over remnants from a snow session that get lodged in your nose. In other words a coke booger
Jimmy Hoffa: dude I’m speeding out of no where, I think I had a pretty big Klinger.

Kevin Costner: that happened to me last week when I was driving, I almost banged out and hit

a school bus.

Krongers 

Three awesome chaps that go on an adventure with their llama packam to defeat a person
Person 1: Omg who are they
Person 2: They’re the Krongers
Krongers by elchieforever January 4, 2020

Hong Konger 

Hong Kongers are Hong Kong citizens who love Hong Kong as an autonomous city.

Hong Kongers are culturally quite different from Chinese from Mainland China. Most Mainlander speaks Mandarin while most Hong Kongers speak Cantonese. Like in Taiwan, people here write in Traditional Chinese characters, while the Simplified Chinese characters is used in the Mainland China. Although many Hong Kongers are ethnic Chinese, there are also a sizable community of South Asians, SE Asians and Caucasians.

Hong Kong was a British colony from 1846 to 1997, during this period a good foundation of legislative and judiciary system was established. The city was handed over to PRC in 1997. Although the city still enjoys some degree of autonomy, there is no real democracy. The chief executive is elected by 1,200 businessmen affiliated with the Communist Party. The freedom of speech and living standard has been drastically deteriorating over the past decade.

While Mainland Chinese regarded 1997 as the "return of Hong Kong to China", most Hong Kongers regard it as "the Communists' takeover of Hong Kong". The Tiananmen Massacre that happened in 4th June, 1989 is an incident that divide Hong Kongers' and Mainland Chinese's opinions. Most Hong Kongers believe that it was a pro-democracy movements led by students who were brutally killed by the Beijing authority, but most mainland Chinese are unaware of this or misinformed because of the tight media censorship in China.
I am a Hong Konger, but I am not a Chinese.

Hong Kongers don't eat dogs and cats.
Hong Konger by LorraineC April 25, 2014

Hong Kongers 

Hong Kongers is a group of brave, valiant people who show no fear to power and authority, and fight Hong Kong’s freedom. Hong Kongers fight for what is right and their bravery cannot be killed by tear gases and bullets.
Wow I’m impressed by Hong Kongers’ perseverance.
Hong Kongers by t.tiana May 12, 2020

klonkered 

A completely messed up state of mind due to excesses
That guy on the dance-floor is proper Klonkered
A known speedrunner of the Call of Duty Speedrunning Community. Klooger is a 500+ World Record strong boy.

And he has nearly beat the RacingMonster, but not quite. He is only 82 world records behind RacingMonster.
He is originally from the country down under (Australia). He also owns the Call of Duty Speedrunning Discord.
Goddamnit, Klooger beat my world record by over 4 seconds!!
Klooger by Dontuseyourrealnamelul August 21, 2019
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