Kemmed 

When a guy fingers a girl using four fingers; one away from being fisted.

Woah, my boyfriend Kemmed me lastnight!

Ew, He kemmed you?!

Have YOU been Kemmed?!

Kemmed by YouGotKEMMED. March 31, 2010

Kimmed out 

Similar to turned out (not to be confused with "turn't up" ) the act in which a SWF approaches you with small vibrator to insert up your anus into your male g spot (prostate)

The male will begin to experience hot flashes before complete arousal and an out of body intense orgasm during which he will release a milk like substance . Euphoria will last for up to an hour, some soreness in the area is common and an intense urge to lay in fetal position may follow.
Prostate orgasm milking prostate

"After the races he met up with his mistress and she kimmed him out."

"He was a lactating bitch after her got kimmed out."

Kimmed out by Jenna May 86 May 23, 2019

Kemmer 

A room in Germany, more specifically, a "Claudia kemmer" is a room offered by a woman with rather dubious morals (who is particularly interested in married men).

I'm visiting Berlin and need a kemmer for a night or two.

Kemmer by deutschmensch November 8, 2010

Kemmel Straight 

One of the most iconic straight in F1 racing; part of the Circuit de Spa Francorchamps.

Person 1: What is Kemmel Straight?
Person 2: Bruh, you don't even know Kemmel Straight? Mika and Schumacher had a moment there and Sebastian Vettel has even cummed there.

Kemmel Straight by TheBlownDiffuser August 24, 2021

kimmed 

To hit a mailbox with your car.

Late for work, she sped down the road and BAM kimmed the mailbox.

kimmed by elctricityscape April 14, 2008

kemmel 

Someone who is devoid of any intelligence and who only listens to music that the likes of Kerrang tell them to

JJ: Did you see Slayer at the gig last night?
K: No, I watched MCR and Aiden
JJ: You're such a Kemmel

kemmel by LemonTeaFTW February 12, 2009

Kemped

To mess something up in a big way!

He really kemped that up! It won't work at all now!

Kemped by Sgt Bash February 26, 2009