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1. To almost nail something or do something completely perfect, but then fail at the last second.

2. To be screwed over by something.
1. We went golfing and I keemed every shot I made.

2. The scoreboard screwed up and keemed me.
keemed by Black Adam The One March 8, 2017
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Keeted means when somebody mad you mad.
she just keeted my whole shit.
Keeted by MaliaDaDon December 6, 2021
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Keeled over

to collapse to the hands and knees, to fall, to lose consciousness, to die
Mitch's mom did the duggie and keeled over.
Went to the store to get some chips when some woman ran into me with her cart and I keeled over.
Dillon went to skate park and saw a kid on a scooter and keeled over.
Keeled over by TyRaq September 18, 2018

Krispy Kremed 

The act of sneaking onto someone elses facebook and liking every krispy kreme page possible, then writting " I have been krispy kremed" as their status.
Did you see Steven's facebook? He got krispy kremed!
Krispy Kremed by tylerhgville92 February 20, 2011
a more subtle substitute for "fucked, screwed over or jipped"

1. the position to be in that is a result of a problem or bad situation that seems impossible to solve/get out of
1. "Dude, I think Dennis KEEFED his coworkers real good yesterday."
KEEFED by Hotelbutel June 30, 2016

Krispy Kremed 

Krispy Kremeing involves cumming on a girl's face and using a hair dryer to dry it on her face. Afterwords take a picture of it and put it in a photo album and sit it on your coffee table for friends and family to see.
Me and Stacey went back to my place and I Krispy Kremed her. Then I took a picture and put it in a photo album.
Krispy Kremed by Crusader69 March 20, 2013

O'Keefed 

James O'Keefe, founder of media watchdog group Project Veritas (PV), engages in investigative journalism via insider recordings of organisations and companies.

The term "O'Keefed" was coined by the Kansas City Star Editorial Board in their article headlined: "Why is Kansas Democrat Barbara Bollier making volunteers sign non-disclosure agreements?"

To be O'Keefed is to have your company be secretly recorded by a PV insider, and subsequently exposed by PV itself on their YouTube channel.
CEO of Shady Corp.: Yo man don't you think Johnny is acting kind of awkward recently?
Executive at Shady Corp.: Yeah his computer has been contacting ProtonMail's servers a lot, probably doing something shady on our PC's.
CEO of Shady Corp.: OMG! We're probably being O'Keefed! Quick, make our employees sign some NDA's!

2 weeks later~

Project Veritas: BREAKING: Shady Corp. engages in MASS voter fraud and election INTERFERENCE
O'Keefed by Blind Boi September 27, 2020
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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