keemed
1. To almost nail something or do something completely perfect, but then fail at the last second.
2. To be screwed over by something.
2. To be screwed over by something.
keemed by Black Adam The One March 8, 2017
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Keeted
Keeted by MaliaDaDon December 6, 2021
Keeled over
Mitch's mom did the duggie and keeled over.
Went to the store to get some chips when some woman ran into me with her cart and I keeled over.
Dillon went to skate park and saw a kid on a scooter and keeled over.
Went to the store to get some chips when some woman ran into me with her cart and I keeled over.
Dillon went to skate park and saw a kid on a scooter and keeled over.
Keeled over by TyRaq September 18, 2018
Krispy Kremed
The act of sneaking onto someone elses facebook and liking every krispy kreme page possible, then writting " I have been krispy kremed" as their status.
Krispy Kremed by tylerhgville92 February 20, 2011
KEEFED
a more subtle substitute for "fucked, screwed over or jipped"
1. the position to be in that is a result of a problem or bad situation that seems impossible to solve/get out of
1. the position to be in that is a result of a problem or bad situation that seems impossible to solve/get out of
KEEFED by Hotelbutel June 30, 2016
Krispy Kremed
Krispy Kremeing involves cumming on a girl's face and using a hair dryer to dry it on her face. Afterwords take a picture of it and put it in a photo album and sit it on your coffee table for friends and family to see.
Me and Stacey went back to my place and I Krispy Kremed her. Then I took a picture and put it in a photo album.
Krispy Kremed by Crusader69 March 20, 2013
O'Keefed
James O'Keefe, founder of media watchdog group Project Veritas (PV), engages in investigative journalism via insider recordings of organisations and companies.
The term "O'Keefed" was coined by the Kansas City Star Editorial Board in their article headlined: "Why is Kansas Democrat Barbara Bollier making volunteers sign non-disclosure agreements?"
To be O'Keefed is to have your company be secretly recorded by a PV insider, and subsequently exposed by PV itself on their YouTube channel.
The term "O'Keefed" was coined by the Kansas City Star Editorial Board in their article headlined: "Why is Kansas Democrat Barbara Bollier making volunteers sign non-disclosure agreements?"
To be O'Keefed is to have your company be secretly recorded by a PV insider, and subsequently exposed by PV itself on their YouTube channel.
CEO of Shady Corp.: Yo man don't you think Johnny is acting kind of awkward recently?
Executive at Shady Corp.: Yeah his computer has been contacting ProtonMail's servers a lot, probably doing something shady on our PC's.
CEO of Shady Corp.: OMG! We're probably being O'Keefed! Quick, make our employees sign some NDA's!
2 weeks later~
Project Veritas: BREAKING: Shady Corp. engages in MASS voter fraud and election INTERFERENCE
Executive at Shady Corp.: Yeah his computer has been contacting ProtonMail's servers a lot, probably doing something shady on our PC's.
CEO of Shady Corp.: OMG! We're probably being O'Keefed! Quick, make our employees sign some NDA's!
2 weeks later~
Project Veritas: BREAKING: Shady Corp. engages in MASS voter fraud and election INTERFERENCE
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