kimmed
kimmed by elctricityscape April 14, 2008
Words you can keep
Kimmed
Kimmed by Anonymous666151 October 18, 2011
Kimmed
When you get stuck/assigned doing all the work and your co-worker(s) just sit around playing games on the computer.
Kimmed by Mitchell Swan June 9, 2011
Kimmed
1.
remove (a substance) from the surface of a liquid.
2.
Informal
in a difficult or hopeless situation; ruined or broken.
remove (a substance) from the surface of a liquid.
2.
Informal
in a difficult or hopeless situation; ruined or broken.
Kimmed by the kimster September 18, 2020
Kimmed out
Similar to turned out (not to be confused with "turn't up" ) the act in which a SWF approaches you with small vibrator to insert up your anus into your male g spot (prostate)
The male will begin to experience hot flashes before complete arousal and an out of body intense orgasm during which he will release a milk like substance . Euphoria will last for up to an hour, some soreness in the area is common and an intense urge to lay in fetal position may follow.
Prostate orgasm milking prostate
The male will begin to experience hot flashes before complete arousal and an out of body intense orgasm during which he will release a milk like substance . Euphoria will last for up to an hour, some soreness in the area is common and an intense urge to lay in fetal position may follow.
Prostate orgasm milking prostate
"After the races he met up with his mistress and she kimmed him out."
"He was a lactating bitch after her got kimmed out."
"He was a lactating bitch after her got kimmed out."
Kimmed out by Jenna May 86 May 23, 2019
Jimmy Kimmel
My god, I can not fucking stand Jimmy Kimmel. He stands up on his soapbox and constantly preaches to us about how we should live our lives and how he is so much better than everyone else and how Trump is the second coming of Hitler. He's constantly using real life tragedies to promote his agenda and leeches off other people's success. Seriously, how do people look up to this guy?
Jimmy Kimmel by 9Roll9 April 11, 2020
Jimmy Kimmel
An extreme leftist turd that may be funny on a rare occasion. Has an annoying fake laugh, that sounds like nails on a chalkboard. A person that jokingly pokes fun at conservatives, but bawls his eyes out whenever the Democratic party takes a loss.
“Did you watch Jimmy Kimmel last night”?
“Ya, nothing else was on”. He found out guns can’t be taken away from U.S. citizens because the second amendment is a real document”. “He cried uncontrollably for hours”.
“Ya, nothing else was on”. He found out guns can’t be taken away from U.S. citizens because the second amendment is a real document”. “He cried uncontrollably for hours”.
Jimmy Kimmel by Mista Cracka Sauce May 23, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
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