kimmed

To hit a mailbox with your car.

Late for work, she sped down the road and BAM kimmed the mailbox.

by elctricityscape April 14, 2008

Kimmed

Constantly being told to shut up by an annoying, noise sensitive, light sleeping person.

"Yo! you just got kimmed!"

"Don't be so loud or you might get kimmed!"

by Anonymous666151 October 18, 2011

Kimmed

When you get stuck/assigned doing all the work and your co-worker(s) just sit around playing games on the computer.

My shift partner somehow avoid all the reports tonight, seeing to it that I really got Kimmed.

by Mitchell Swan June 9, 2011

Kimmed

1.

remove (a substance) from the surface of a liquid.

2.

Informal
in a difficult or hopeless situation; ruined or broken.

"as the scum was rising,I kimmed it off"

by the kimster September 18, 2020

Kimmed out

Similar to turned out (not to be confused with "turn't up" ) the act in which a SWF approaches you with small vibrator to insert up your anus into your male g spot (prostate)

The male will begin to experience hot flashes before complete arousal and an out of body intense orgasm during which he will release a milk like substance . Euphoria will last for up to an hour, some soreness in the area is common and an intense urge to lay in fetal position may follow.
Prostate orgasm milking prostate

"After the races he met up with his mistress and she kimmed him out."

"He was a lactating bitch after her got kimmed out."

by Jenna May 86 May 23, 2019

Jimmy Kimmel

A guy whose talk show almost killed American Entertainment and American Politics

My god, I can not fucking stand Jimmy Kimmel. He stands up on his soapbox and constantly preaches to us about how we should live our lives and how he is so much better than everyone else and how Trump is the second coming of Hitler. He's constantly using real life tragedies to promote his agenda and leeches off other people's success. Seriously, how do people look up to this guy?

by 9Roll9 April 11, 2020

Jimmy Kimmel

An extreme leftist turd that may be funny on a rare occasion. Has an annoying fake laugh, that sounds like nails on a chalkboard. A person that jokingly pokes fun at conservatives, but bawls his eyes out whenever the Democratic party takes a loss.

“Did you watch Jimmy Kimmel last night”?

“Ya, nothing else was on”. He found out guns can’t be taken away from U.S. citizens because the second amendment is a real document”. “He cried uncontrollably for hours”.

by Mista Cracka Sauce May 23, 2021