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Someone who is devoid of any intelligence and who only listens to music that the likes of Kerrang tell them to
JJ: Did you see Slayer at the gig last night?
K: No, I watched MCR and Aiden
JJ: You're such a Kemmel
by LemonTeaFTW February 12, 2009
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