kemmel 

Someone who is devoid of any intelligence and who only listens to music that the likes of Kerrang tell them to

JJ: Did you see Slayer at the gig last night?
K: No, I watched MCR and Aiden
JJ: You're such a Kemmel

kemmel by LemonTeaFTW February 12, 2009

Kemmel Straight 

One of the most iconic straight in F1 racing; part of the Circuit de Spa Francorchamps.

Person 1: What is Kemmel Straight?
Person 2: Bruh, you don't even know Kemmel Straight? Mika and Schumacher had a moment there and Sebastian Vettel has even cummed there.

Kemmel Straight by TheBlownDiffuser August 24, 2021

Jimmy Kimmel 

A guy whose talk show almost killed American Entertainment and American Politics

My god, I can not fucking stand Jimmy Kimmel. He stands up on his soapbox and constantly preaches to us about how we should live our lives and how he is so much better than everyone else and how Trump is the second coming of Hitler. He's constantly using real life tragedies to promote his agenda and leeches off other people's success. Seriously, how do people look up to this guy?

Jimmy Kimmel by 9Roll9 April 11, 2020

Jimmy Kimmel 

An extreme leftist turd that may be funny on a rare occasion. Has an annoying fake laugh, that sounds like nails on a chalkboard. A person that jokingly pokes fun at conservatives, but bawls his eyes out whenever the Democratic party takes a loss.

“Did you watch Jimmy Kimmel last night”?

“Ya, nothing else was on”. He found out guns can’t be taken away from U.S. citizens because the second amendment is a real document”. “He cried uncontrollably for hours”.

Jimmy Kimmel by Mista Cracka Sauce May 23, 2021

Kommel-Hemorrhage 

Taking a shit so hard that you burst a blood vessel in your eye.

Dude after I ate that whole pizza with extra cheese I didn't shit for days and when I did I got Kommel-hemorrhage

Kommel-Hemorrhage by pjlski-5-0 May 19, 2010

kimmel 

to kimmel (verb)
When you do a mistake in For Honor that is not necessarily game changing, but definetily an inconvenience.

A: "Oh no."
B: "Did you kimmel again?"
A: "Yup. And now the enemy has rage. And I´m out of stamina."

kimmel by Polking November 10, 2021

kemuel

A person who is many positive things: goodlooking, loving, kind, honest, sweet, sensitive, encouraging, funny, loves God, hard working, thankful, outgoing, supportive, and doesn't give up.

"Kemuel he is one of a kind."

kemuel by BigBootywitaBigheart December 22, 2016