Someone who is devoid of any intelligence and who only listens to music that the likes of Kerrang tell them to
JJ: Did you see Slayer at the gig last night?
K: No, I watched MCR and Aiden
JJ: You're such a Kemmel
K: No, I watched MCR and Aiden
JJ: You're such a Kemmel
by LemonTeaFTW February 12, 2009
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Person 2: Bruh, you don't even know Kemmel Straight? Mika and Schumacher had a moment there and Sebastian Vettel has even cummed there.
Person 2: Bruh, you don't even know Kemmel Straight? Mika and Schumacher had a moment there and Sebastian Vettel has even cummed there.
by TheBlownDiffuser August 24, 2021
Get the Kemmel Straight mug.My god, I can not fucking stand Jimmy Kimmel. He stands up on his soapbox and constantly preaches to us about how we should live our lives and how he is so much better than everyone else and how Trump is the second coming of Hitler. He's constantly using real life tragedies to promote his agenda and leeches off other people's success. Seriously, how do people look up to this guy?
by 9Roll9 April 11, 2020
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“Did you watch Jimmy Kimmel last night”?
“Ya, nothing else was on”. He found out guns can’t be taken away from U.S. citizens because the second amendment is a real document”. “He cried uncontrollably for hours”.
“Ya, nothing else was on”. He found out guns can’t be taken away from U.S. citizens because the second amendment is a real document”. “He cried uncontrollably for hours”.
by Mista Cracka Sauce May 23, 2021
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by pjlski-5-0 May 19, 2010
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When you do a mistake in For Honor that is not necessarily game changing, but definetily an inconvenience.
When you do a mistake in For Honor that is not necessarily game changing, but definetily an inconvenience.
A: "Oh no."
B: "Did you kimmel again?"
A: "Yup. And now the enemy has rage. And I´m out of stamina."
B: "Did you kimmel again?"
A: "Yup. And now the enemy has rage. And I´m out of stamina."
by Polking November 10, 2021
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"Kemuel he is one of a kind."
by BigBootywitaBigheart December 22, 2016
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