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A room in Germany, more specifically, a "Claudia kemmer" is a room offered by a woman with rather dubious morals (who is particularly interested in married men).
I'm visiting Berlin and need a kemmer for a night or two.
Kemmer by deutschmensch November 8, 2010
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Kemmel Straight 

One of the most iconic straight in F1 racing; part of the Circuit de Spa Francorchamps.
Person 1: What is Kemmel Straight?
Person 2: Bruh, you don't even know Kemmel Straight? Mika and Schumacher had a moment there and Sebastian Vettel has even cummed there.
Someone who is devoid of any intelligence and who only listens to music that the likes of Kerrang tell them to
JJ: Did you see Slayer at the gig last night?
K: No, I watched MCR and Aiden
JJ: You're such a Kemmel
kemmel by LemonTeaFTW February 12, 2009

kemmerling

last name of someone who has been through hell but comes out to conquer all therfore being da shyt
those kemmerling's are really awsome
kemmerling by yourmomma231 March 7, 2011

kemmerle 

John: Hey, it's Kemmerle!
Patrick: Oh yeah, it is Kemmerle!
Kemmerle: *does gay porn*
kemmerle by tigbitties01 April 23, 2014
When a guy fingers a girl using four fingers; one away from being fisted.
Woah, my boyfriend Kemmed me lastnight!

Ew, He kemmed you?!

Have YOU been Kemmed?!
Kemmed by YouGotKEMMED. March 31, 2010
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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