Kemmeh

Kemmeh’s are very shy, when you first meet them😂 but once u get used to them you’ll notice how crazy and annoying they are🤪. They love FOOD. They love to make others happy, Can be sensitive at some points😫. Most of all, a caring,loving, FUNNY, person to be around🤣

Ok so kemmeh was laughing so hard in class😂

by Food,food,food🤤 November 5, 2018

Kemmer

A room in Germany, more specifically, a "Claudia kemmer" is a room offered by a woman with rather dubious morals (who is particularly interested in married men).

I'm visiting Berlin and need a kemmer for a night or two.

by deutschmensch November 8, 2010

Kemmel Straight

One of the most iconic straight in F1 racing; part of the Circuit de Spa Francorchamps.

Person 1: What is Kemmel Straight?
Person 2: Bruh, you don't even know Kemmel Straight? Mika and Schumacher had a moment there and Sebastian Vettel has even cummed there.

by TheBlownDiffuser August 24, 2021

kemmel

Someone who is devoid of any intelligence and who only listens to music that the likes of Kerrang tell them to

JJ: Did you see Slayer at the gig last night?
K: No, I watched MCR and Aiden
JJ: You're such a Kemmel

by LemonTeaFTW February 12, 2009

kemmerling

last name of someone who has been through hell but comes out to conquer all therfore being da shyt

those kemmerling's are really awsome

by yourmomma231 March 7, 2011

kemmerle

A gay porn star.

John: Hey, it's Kemmerle!
Patrick: Oh yeah, it is Kemmerle!
Kemmerle: *does gay porn*

by tigbitties01 April 23, 2014

Kemmed

When a guy fingers a girl using four fingers; one away from being fisted.

Woah, my boyfriend Kemmed me lastnight!

Ew, He kemmed you?!

Have YOU been Kemmed?!

by YouGotKEMMED. March 31, 2010