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Kammed is a phrase used to describe when your brain is blanking out and struggling to think. Typically when you make dumb or regrettable decisions at any caliber, it's because your brain is Kammed. The word Kammed comes from a human named John Kam who doesn't make the smartest decisions at all times.
Person 1: "Why did I do that, my brain is so Kammed!"
Kammed by NotAlpha October 22, 2018
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Kammerer Middle School

Kammerer Middle School is a public middle school in Louisville, Kentucky. It is awful and filled with wack teachers and students. Almost everybody at Kammerer is a worthless fuck that will do nothing with their life. Guys do hella gay stuff and think it’s fine if they say no homo. The girls mostly break their backs when they take mirror pictures in the nasty bathrooms.
If ur queer and can’t read or write then u probably go to Kammerer Middle School.
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a person or family that loses at life, a game or contest.
makes stupid decisions regarding purchases and has no sense of financial wherewithal
to be completely void of any rational thinking

to have an insane lifestyle
guy 1 "hey did you just buy the car you have leased for the last 5 years"
guy 2 "yeah I did"
guy 1 "wow! your going to be paying $500.00 a month for another 5 years!?"
guy 2 "yup!"
guy 1 "your such a Kammer!"
guy 2 "yeah I know"
kammer by kamerdingdong May 15, 2019

Kimmed out 

Similar to turned out (not to be confused with "turn't up" ) the act in which a SWF approaches you with small vibrator to insert up your anus into your male g spot (prostate)

The male will begin to experience hot flashes before complete arousal and an out of body intense orgasm during which he will release a milk like substance . Euphoria will last for up to an hour, some soreness in the area is common and an intense urge to lay in fetal position may follow.
Prostate orgasm milking prostate
"After the races he met up with his mistress and she kimmed him out."

"He was a lactating bitch after her got kimmed out."
Kimmed out by Jenna May 86 May 23, 2019
To hit a mailbox with your car.
Late for work, she sped down the road and BAM kimmed the mailbox.
kimmed by elctricityscape April 14, 2008
Female carpenter & artist, that bled to death in 1990 & returned to raise Her son. Knows no strangers & that dead is not DEAD. *The body is WHAT You are IN, not WHO You ARE.
KammeO knows You are not lost, God KNOWS where & why You are. ;-)
kammeo by KO33 October 14, 2011

Kammelism 

A belief based on the God among men with musical prowess, and the teachings of him. (Everytime a voice cracks, an angel gets its wings)

Synonyms- The Best Choir Students
I believe in Kammelism.
Kammelism by An Avid Kammelist October 3, 2022
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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