Kammed

Kammed is a phrase used to describe when your brain is blanking out and struggling to think. Typically when you make dumb or regrettable decisions at any caliber, it's because your brain is Kammed. The word Kammed comes from a human named John Kam who doesn't make the smartest decisions at all times.

Person 1: "Why did I do that, my brain is so Kammed!"

by NotAlpha October 22, 2018

Kammerer Middle School

Kammerer Middle School is a public middle school in Louisville, Kentucky. It is awful and filled with wack teachers and students. Almost everybody at Kammerer is a worthless fuck that will do nothing with their life. Guys do hella gay stuff and think it’s fine if they say no homo. The girls mostly break their backs when they take mirror pictures in the nasty bathrooms.

If ur queer and can’t read or write then u probably go to Kammerer Middle School.

by MadThiccDad January 22, 2019

kammer

a person or family that loses at life, a game or contest.
makes stupid decisions regarding purchases and has no sense of financial wherewithal
to be completely void of any rational thinking

to have an insane lifestyle

guy 1 "hey did you just buy the car you have leased for the last 5 years"
guy 2 "yeah I did"
guy 1 "wow! your going to be paying $500.00 a month for another 5 years!?"
guy 2 "yup!"
guy 1 "your such a Kammer!"
guy 2 "yeah I know"

by kamerdingdong May 15, 2019

Kimmed out

Similar to turned out (not to be confused with "turn't up" ) the act in which a SWF approaches you with small vibrator to insert up your anus into your male g spot (prostate)

The male will begin to experience hot flashes before complete arousal and an out of body intense orgasm during which he will release a milk like substance . Euphoria will last for up to an hour, some soreness in the area is common and an intense urge to lay in fetal position may follow.
Prostate orgasm milking prostate

"After the races he met up with his mistress and she kimmed him out."

"He was a lactating bitch after her got kimmed out."

by Jenna May 86 May 23, 2019

kimmed

To hit a mailbox with your car.

Late for work, she sped down the road and BAM kimmed the mailbox.

by elctricityscape April 14, 2008

kammeo

Female carpenter & artist, that bled to death in 1990 & returned to raise Her son. Knows no strangers & that dead is not DEAD. *The body is WHAT You are IN, not WHO You ARE.

KammeO knows You are not lost, God KNOWS where & why You are. ;-)

by KO33 October 14, 2011

Kammelism

A belief based on the God among men with musical prowess, and the teachings of him. (Everytime a voice cracks, an angel gets its wings)

Synonyms- The Best Choir Students

I believe in Kammelism.

by An Avid Kammelist October 3, 2022