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Jeff Kemped

When one lifts to much weight and one loses control of their bowels.
I saw this guy dead lifting 200lbs and he Jeff Kemped himself. It smelt bad
Jeff Kemped by Jeff Kempster October 15, 2014
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pronounced Coy-p-ed.

To get drunk far beyond the realm of reason and black out as early as 11 but no later than 3. Usually involves the breaking of exit signs and fist fighting over 90's anime such as Dragon Ball Z and Outlaw Star.

Mostly involving empty PBR cans and bloody hands.
"Dude, let's get Keuped tonight!"
"Sorry man, I don't have bail money"
Keuped by BaronVonKeup February 4, 2010

Ellie Kemper 

Very pretty actress, writer and comedian. She has a very soft smooth voice. Plays Erin in the office.
Ellie Kemper by asebak February 28, 2010
A manly man who could easily kick your ass and treats his girlfriend right.
Man don't mess with him he's a kemper.
Kemper by BooBeau January 15, 2009

Kempelin' 

The act of pouring your alcoholic beverage out while away from others. Then acting more intoxicated than you truely are.
"I'M SO WASTED!!"

-- so is half of your beer! I know you've been kempelin' when you been takin a piss.
Kempelin' by jackspot8908 November 28, 2010

edmund kemper 

a ruthless killer who killed his mother, grandparents and countless women during the 1970s. he was known as the coed killer and he dismembered his victims and made the head perform fellatio on him. He is known for his gigantic figure at 6'9 and having an IQ of 145
he turned himself in at the thought of being caught by police.
edmund kemper was one mad man, he fucking made his mothers dismembered head perform fellatio on him
edmund kemper by S C A R R E D January 15, 2021
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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