Kemped

To mess something up in a big way!

He really kemped that up! It won't work at all now!

Kemped by Sgt Bash February 26, 2009

Jeff Kemped

When one lifts to much weight and one loses control of their bowels.

I saw this guy dead lifting 200lbs and he Jeff Kemped himself. It smelt bad

Jeff Kemped by Jeff Kempster October 15, 2014

Keuped 

pronounced Coy-p-ed.

To get drunk far beyond the realm of reason and black out as early as 11 but no later than 3. Usually involves the breaking of exit signs and fist fighting over 90's anime such as Dragon Ball Z and Outlaw Star.

Mostly involving empty PBR cans and bloody hands.

"Dude, let's get Keuped tonight!"
"Sorry man, I don't have bail money"

Keuped by BaronVonKeup February 4, 2010

Ellie Kemper 

Very pretty actress, writer and comedian. She has a very soft smooth voice. Plays Erin in the office.

Ellie Kemper is a great person.

Ellie Kemper by asebak February 28, 2010

Kemper

A manly man who could easily kick your ass and treats his girlfriend right.

Man don't mess with him he's a kemper.

Kemper by BooBeau January 15, 2009

Kempelin' 

The act of pouring your alcoholic beverage out while away from others. Then acting more intoxicated than you truely are.

"I'M SO WASTED!!"

-- so is half of your beer! I know you've been kempelin' when you been takin a piss.

Kempelin' by jackspot8908 November 28, 2010

edmund kemper 

a ruthless killer who killed his mother, grandparents and countless women during the 1970s. he was known as the coed killer and he dismembered his victims and made the head perform fellatio on him. He is known for his gigantic figure at 6'9 and having an IQ of 145
he turned himself in at the thought of being caught by police.

edmund kemper was one mad man, he fucking made his mothers dismembered head perform fellatio on him

edmund kemper by S C A R R E D January 15, 2021