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To mess something up in a big way!
He really kemped that up! It won't work at all now!
Kemped by Sgt Bash February 26, 2009
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Jeff Kemped

When one lifts to much weight and one loses control of their bowels.
I saw this guy dead lifting 200lbs and he Jeff Kemped himself. It smelt bad
Jeff Kemped by Jeff Kempster October 15, 2014
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pronounced Coy-p-ed.

To get drunk far beyond the realm of reason and black out as early as 11 but no later than 3. Usually involves the breaking of exit signs and fist fighting over 90's anime such as Dragon Ball Z and Outlaw Star.

Mostly involving empty PBR cans and bloody hands.
"Dude, let's get Keuped tonight!"
"Sorry man, I don't have bail money"
Keuped by BaronVonKeup February 4, 2010

Ellie Kemper 

Very pretty actress, writer and comedian. She has a very soft smooth voice. Plays Erin in the office.
Ellie Kemper is a great person.
Ellie Kemper by asebak February 28, 2010
A manly man who could easily kick your ass and treats his girlfriend right.
Man don't mess with him he's a kemper.
Kemper by BooBeau January 15, 2009

Kempelin' 

The act of pouring your alcoholic beverage out while away from others. Then acting more intoxicated than you truely are.
"I'M SO WASTED!!"

-- so is half of your beer! I know you've been kempelin' when you been takin a piss.
Kempelin' by jackspot8908 November 28, 2010

edmund kemper 

a ruthless killer who killed his mother, grandparents and countless women during the 1970s. he was known as the coed killer and he dismembered his victims and made the head perform fellatio on him. He is known for his gigantic figure at 6'9 and having an IQ of 145
he turned himself in at the thought of being caught by police.
edmund kemper was one mad man, he fucking made his mothers dismembered head perform fellatio on him
edmund kemper by S C A R R E D January 15, 2021
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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