Jewpy 

Merging of 'Jew' and 'groupie'. Non-derogatory term. A non-Jew that typically hangs out with mostly Jewish people.

Pronounced jew-pee

Mike: Have you noticed that Natalie only hangs with Jewish people?

Steve: Yeah, she's a total Jewpy.
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Saul: I'm gonna go find me a Jewpy tonight!

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Jewpy by SR1972 May 11, 2010

Jewpiter 

A large bottom of a jewish person, named so for resembling our solar system's largest planet

Max's butt is so big we named it Jewpiter

Jewpiter by BatjewK July 12, 2006

jewpoofery

this describes jewish men who are outwardly camp as knickers, but who then amaze you when they introduce you to their wife and four children. more often than not they are married to a very strong woman who continues the role of his domineering mother. he is happy in this world convincing no one but maybea himself. it would never occur to him to come out of the closet as this would shatter not only his world, but that of his parents, his wife, umpteen children, the congregants of his synagogue. he would then feel duty bound to resign from whatever charity work he does. but worse than all of these things..... there would be a silence whenever he walked into the deli on a sunday for his two bagels..... this would be earth shattering as there has never been a silence when more than one jewish person has been in a room

too many to mention, but i don't fancy getting sued for libel by a jewpoofery lawyer that i know

jewpoofery by mamzer1873 September 28, 2008

jewphin 

From south park, a trans-species being that was once a Jew and had reconstructive surgery to make him (or her) a dolphin. Sometimes referred to as a lawphin.

Kyle's dad became a jewphin after surgery because he always wanted to be a dolphin.

jewphin by zanzibar March 9, 2005

jewpids 

Jewish cupids.

Jewpids just want you to meet someone nice and settle down. L'chayim!

jewpids by humansuitcase1 March 7, 2011

Judge Jewdy

A civil court judge with a huge nose, known to charge excessive amounts of money for court cases.

Man, Judge Jewdy really fucked the defendant over!

Judge Jewdy by ThisNameIsNotAlreadyBeingUsed May 17, 2009

Jewey 

Jewey is a person who looks and sounds like a Jew
From the Sideman video COUNTDOWN: SIDEMEN EDITION, in which Harry answered in with the word "Jewey"

"Oi you know that bird I met last week she's a bit of a Jewey"
"Did she have a big nose"

Jewey by fbs,t April 21, 2019