Jewpyer

One who does not do there own work and writes down there friends answers at the last minute.

A person who is to lazy to do there work and then asks someone for there paper when there done because "Im tired and cant think strait".

One that has no imagination of his own.

Dude, fucking Vincent is such a Jewpyer. He never does his stats and expects to copy it from me right before we hand it in.

by Duzz10 March 7, 2009

Jewper Mario

Racist term used to describe a person who feels that it's necessary to grab as many, if not every, single coin in the stage.

Mario: Look at all of the coins! I'm going to spend minutes on end trying to jump high enough to get all of them!
Luigi: Stop being such a Jewper Mario!

by SmashKai November 26, 2010

Jewperior

A Jewish person of superior Jewish standing, in that particular Jewish Community.

You can't tell me what to do, I'm Jewperior, I have Jewperiority.

I'm Jewperior, so I will be lighting the sabbath candles.

by The Jewperior August 23, 2011

Jewperman

A Jew with exceptional intercourse prowess.

I hooked up with this Jewish guy last night, I came seventeen times. He was friggin Jewperman.

by Harvey Reilander September 1, 2006

Jewper Man

A male of Jewish decent who is equipped with many unique characteristics such as: large sums of cash that seem to come from no where, the ability to see small objects at night (this is also known as Jew View), the constant urge to smash down their hair, an obsession with working out and/or looking “ripped”, and lastly, an amazing tennis game consisting of a crap load of spin.

If anyone has more than 3 of the symptoms listed in the definition according to the DSM-IV-TR they have a birthright disorder known as Jewper Man.

by tennisfreak92 March 12, 2010

Jewper

a Jewish Persian or a Persian Jew. They are either from Isreal or Iran (or both), and have massive quantities in Los Angeles, New York, and Vancouver. They tend to have a good amount of money, often showcased in their house and BMW, though sometimes the car can be a Mercedes. Most are well educated. They love to party, carry a lot of drama with them, and like to party and go places for vacation even more. Although, they do have really delicious food.

Im sick of all these Jewpers in Beverly Hills. Why cant they be in Tel Aviv or Tehran?

by ugggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh June 19, 2011

Jewpers

Persian Jews that are clicky and make you feel weird even if you are like them

Those Persian jewpers in uci. They only like themselves. Good luck with that.

by Cardian July 4, 2023