a Jewish person who subscribes to 'indie' and 'hipster' norms and associates with interests of the like. Especially one who moves to a trendy hipster neighborhood and starts shopping at thrift stores, makes sadmusic with keyboards and harmonicas and takes up smoking to fit in with other hipsters.
Adam Green is such a jewpster. I can see his Jew fro from a mile away!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.