jewpiter

the home plannet of jews, aparantly it is hidden behind the milkyway

awww look at that jew over there looks like he wants to go home to jewpiter

by alf-ace February 22, 2008

jewpiter

A large unit or measurement of distance or girth when a person of the jewish faith is involved.

Wow, he must have beaten him by about a jewpiter in that race!

by BatjewK July 12, 2006

Jewpiter

A large bottom of a jewish person, named so for resembling our solar system's largest planet

Max's butt is so big we named it Jewpiter

by BatjewK July 12, 2006

Jewpiter

The planet controlled by Jews because it is the larges t of the planets according to left wing blacks and neo-nazi groups

We get on Mars we can us Mars to attack Jewpiter and get rid of them there.

by Peter Taystor May 8, 2021

Jewpiter

Planet where jews are born and raised to later be sent to Earth to take/steal money. Specially coins from fountains.

Oliver comes from Jewpiter, I saw him the other day taken coins from the fountain.

by Edu___283738 November 21, 2025