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jewpiter 

the home plannet of jews, aparantly it is hidden behind the milkyway
awww look at that jew over there looks like he wants to go home to jewpiter
jewpiter by alf-ace February 22, 2008
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Jewpiter 

The planet controlled by Jews because it is the larges t of the planets according to left wing blacks and neo-nazi groups
We get on Mars we can us Mars to attack Jewpiter and get rid of them there.
Jewpiter by Peter Taystor May 8, 2021

jewpiter 

A large unit or measurement of distance or girth when a person of the jewish faith is involved.
Wow, he must have beaten him by about a jewpiter in that race!
jewpiter by BatjewK July 12, 2006
Planet where jews are born and raised to later be sent to Earth to take/steal money. Specially coins from fountains.
Oliver comes from Jewpiter, I saw him the other day taken coins from the fountain.
Jewpiter by Edu___283738 November 21, 2025
a Jewish person who subscribes to 'indie' and 'hipster' norms and associates with interests of the like. Especially one who moves to a trendy hipster neighborhood and starts shopping at thrift stores, makes sad music with keyboards and harmonicas and takes up smoking to fit in with other hipsters.
Adam Green is such a jewpster. I can see his Jew fro from a mile away!
Jewpster by sooummyeah July 7, 2011
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
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