Jewpanese

An individual of mixed Japanese and Jewish ancestry. There are probably like seven of them.

I think Rabbi Yamamotoberg is Jewpanese.

by anonymous January 2, 2004

jewpanese

A person who is part Jewish and part Japanese. The one race which is superior to all others. Unfortunately, I only know of one existing.

"I hate spicks, gooks, and niggers, but I love the Jewpanese!"

"What the fuck!?"

by Jeebus Christ August 10, 2004

Jewpanese

An individual of half Japanese and half Jewish descent. Typically fond of sushi, bagels and mathematics.

Of course he's a great student, he's Jewpanese!

by Tojoskawitz June 22, 2009

Jewpanese

n. The rare combination of New York Jew and Japanese. With many Jewpanese there is a little Philipino mixed in as well, considering the fact that there are large populations of Jews and Philipinos in New York City. In any case, the Jewpanese person is hard to pick out of a crowd, and rarely seen.

I'm pretty sure that Asian-looking fellow was Jewpanese, with his strong New York accent.

by O'Doyle April 9, 2005

Jewpanese

someone who is a jewish person and also speaks jewish and japanese.

speaking for jewish and japanese.

by Rachel Valdez May 13, 2005

japanese house arrest

The act of staying indoors and never leaving your house, especially to play video games all day. Usually describes the condition of gamers or those who follow the hikikomori lifestyle outside of Japan

Yo why does Joe never go out? He’s always at home playing GTA
Idk man he’s under Japanese house arrest

He needs to touch grass

by papaoddysefs April 10, 2022

japanese lunch time rush

The most famous line of the character from Kuroko's Basketball, Kagami Taiga. It's when people in japan tend to all rush and flock in a food establishment (in the anime's case, the school cafeteria) because the japanese only have a 30 minute lunch break. That sucks.

"Woah! Look at all those Japanese people going crazy for that special sandwich. THIS IS JAPANESE LUNCH TIME RUSH!"

by Ninjin Tensei April 10, 2015