Les Claypool
I'm going down to South Park
Gonna have myself a time

Stan and Kyle
Friendly faces everywhere
Humble folks without temptation

Les
Going down to South Park
Gonna leave my woes behind

Cartman
Ample parking, day or night
People spouting "Howdy, neighbor!"

Les
Heading on up to South Park
Gonna see if I can't unwind

Kenny
I like girls with big fat titties
I like girls with big vaginas!

Les
So come on down to South Park
And meet some friends of mine

Man,South Park was so true yesterday

Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you say?
Cartman: Oh, Im sorry, Im sorry. Actually, what I meant to say was *gets out loudspeaker* How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?

Cartman - Nooo kitty that's my pot pie!
Kitty - Meow...
Cartman - NOOO BAD KITTY BA- MOOOOOOOOOOM! KITTY'S BEIN' A DILDO!
Carman's Mom - Well then I know a certain kitty-kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight!
Cartman - .......what?

John saw an episode of South Park and laughed for the rest of his life.

Hey, lets watch the south park, it the one where Cartman finds out that is dad is actually his mom.

South Park makes fun of society's ignorance.

Ignore the vulgar delivery, and South Park is the most clever show on television.