Jewcy 

A person that is Jewish and hot!

"Damn, he/she is so Jewcy!"

Jewcy by Bad_Kitty13 June 6, 2007

Jewcy 

Definition 1)
Noun - Derrived from the name Lucy. Usually given to females who are also Jewish and called Lucy.
Can be adapted for other names such as Victoria to Jewtoria.
Not meant to be taken as an insult, just a nickname.

Definition 2)
Noun - For retards (and Chav's) incapable of spelling 'juicy'.

"Oi look its Jewcy, Jewtoria's bitch!"

"Hello, my name's Jewcy"

Jewcy by Jewtoria May 10, 2007

Jewcy 

Describes a NJG who has a nice rear end.

Wow... That NJG sure is Jewcy.

Jewcy by EricTheRed November 9, 2004

Jewcy 

When you add extra salt

Nice and Jewcy - Hitler

Jewcy by JewishHallickSlang December 4, 2018

jewcy cokes 

A beverage consisting of Coke (or Diet Coke for the health conscious Jewcy chick) and sliced strawberries. You can improvise if necessary, but these ingredients are PURE Jewcy Coke. Can be enjoyed while watching Freaks and Geeks and eating chinese food; or even while grinding wit yo hoes.

"yo jewcy!"
"Say What?"
"Go make me some jewcy cokes slut bag!"
"Only if you put on the Freaks and Geeks"

jewcy cokes by Lizardo January 27, 2006

Jewcrat 

An individual that is both Jewish and a Democrat.

Jewcrats are exemplified by studious, hardworking professional Jews that clearly transcend the norms of socioeconomic achievement, yet still vote as if they understand the plight of lesser individuals.

This is similar to Democrat politicians and uber-rich people that vote for Democrats, claiming they care about helping the downtrodden.

The ultimate irony is that both Democrats and Jewcrats think that their success is a function of lifting others up, whereas they have achieved great things due to hard work, discipline and motivation. They forgot how hard they had to work to lift themselves to greatness.

Jewcrats and Democrats should step back and ponder the essence of their being. Once they consider their achievements, maybe they should rethink their allegiance to the Democratic party platform. A bit of self-reflection just might realign their sensitivities so they can create a third political party, a Success party. Their example should be shared with all to encourage people to work to their full potential.

Thom, how did it go last night at the game?

It went well Jack. Gary the Jewcrat just cleared seven figures for the year busting his hump at the practice.

Wow Thom, I really admire Gary's ambition in the face of so many difficulties. Though we aren't Jewcrats, I really do appreciate their leadership in inspiring America to help themselves.

Jack, clearly Gary's latino cousin Mo hasn't received the Jewcrat success memo. Apparently the TPS report was lost in the spam folder.

That is a shame Thom. Mo is a good guy but really cannot square away his life until he buckles down and makes some tough decisions.

Jewcrat by MeEnergia February 17, 2010

Judge Jewdy

A civil court judge with a huge nose, known to charge excessive amounts of money for court cases.

Man, Judge Jewdy really fucked the defendant over!

Judge Jewdy by ThisNameIsNotAlreadyBeingUsed May 17, 2009