jewphin

From south park, a trans-species being that was once a Jew and had reconstructive surgery to make him (or her) a dolphin. Sometimes referred to as a lawphin.

Kyle's dad became a jewphin after surgery because he always wanted to be a dolphin.

by zanzibar March 9, 2005

jewphin

when a jewish person gets a dolphinoplasty (kind of like a sex change but instead a species change to a dolphin)

"holy fuckballs mr. shwartz is a jewphin after his recent operation!"

by themotherfuckingshit April 29, 2009

Jewphin

A Jewish dolphin

Wow mommy is that a dolphin
No honey that's a jewphin

by Bible thumper 6.66 October 14, 2018

Jewpino

One who is Jewish and Phillipino

Alex W. is a Jewpino

by Jewcrew5 May 19, 2006

Jewpoint

A jewpoint is reached when a Jew runs out of money and becomes exceedingly greedier, angry, sweaty and rude - that is a jewpoint. Caution must be taken when you're around a Jew who reached their jewpoint.

My God did you see Esther that day? She was full on angry, rude and bitch. What was up?

She reached her jewpoint. Probably was out of money and was pissed about it. That's what happens when you reach your jewpoint.

by avialae January 22, 2014

Jewhine

Excessive whining from a Jewish person about the suffering of his people.

Arie ruined the party last night , all he did was jewhine. Then proceeded to eat all the bacon and leave in his German made car.

by KS bang u April 16, 2020

Jewpinion

An unsolicited opinion by a Jew that no one takes seriously.

No one wants your Jewpinion

by B_diazz November 23, 2016