Definitions by BatjewK

jewpiter 

A large unit or measurement of distance or girth when a person of the jewish faith is involved.

Wow, he must have beaten him by about a jewpiter in that race!

jewpiter by BatjewK July 12, 2006

Jewpiter 

A large bottom of a jewish person, named so for resembling our solar system's largest planet

Max's butt is so big we named it Jewpiter

Jewpiter by BatjewK July 12, 2006