I-Boner 

The word used to describe the erection an individual experiences of whom is constantly bragging about the capabilities of his I-Phone, the applications it possesses and other useless tasks it can carry out.

Kosmo: Dude, will you listen to Luca, he never shuts up talking about his I-Phone.

Kenny: I know man, that guys got a permanant I-Boner.

I-Boner by obindustries1 February 3, 2010

I have boner

"I have boner," is a wonderful ice breaker with really hot chicks.

Usually results in fairly quick hot monkey sex.

"I have boner," Louie said to the unbelievably gorgeous hot chick standing next to him at the bar.

"My place is just around the corner," replied the stunner, "let's go boink our brains out."

I have boner by scodder May 19, 2010

I pulled a boner 

Around 1940 and after, "a boner" was a screw up or mistake. So, to "pull a boner" was to make a mistake. Don't say "I pulled a boner" to your Teacher or Boss or police. they'll punnish you for that. If you're brave, you could try it with anyone else.

Wife- why'd you eat my cake?? I was saving that!

husband- "sorry Dear. I pulled a boner."

I pulled a boner by mr. stuart April 21, 2006

WHY CANT I GET A BONER

I can’t get a fucking boner and I’m pissed

IM TRYING TO JACK OFF BUT MY PENIS WONT COMMIT TO IT WHY CANT I GET A BONER WHAT THE FUCK

WHY CANT I GET A BONER by Rotten_Cum December 30, 2021

I had a boner 

What happens when you have a hand fetish since you were a kid and you happen to have a deadly cat who can explode people like shigechi

A duwang citizen: When I was a kid, I saw Mona Lisa from my grammar school art book. The first time i saw her with hands on her knee how do i say this, i had a boner

I had a boner by Random gay dude April 16, 2022

R.I.P. my boner 

An expression used to indicate that someone or something has destroyed your good mood or distracted from a good time.

A: "Jack and Emily's wedding is going to be awesome!"
B: "I heard it was going to be a cash bar."
A: "Well R.I.P. my boner."

R.I.P. my boner by SmooveD March 13, 2011

boner, I've got a ... a dingo couldn't bite through 

Used to describe an erection so hard that, if given the chance, a dingo (Australia's native wild dog) would not be able to damage it.

Given the silliness of the statement, it's usually used to describe a non-sexual situation that a man would nonetheless enjoy very much, such as a sporting event.

When the Cats won the 2007 AFL Grand Final, for the next week I had a boner so hard a dingo couldn't have bitten through it. (boner, I've got a ... a dingo couldn't bite through - gotta use the original here)

boner, I've got a ... a dingo couldn't bite through by Choda Boy 57 May 7, 2008