When Cletus told us he'd scored an inside the park home run, we knew his sister "Ugly Jane" had lost her virginity.
by scodder May 16, 2010
Get the inside the park home run mug.A diseased wombat is a wombat whore which has acquired STD's like herpes, chlamydia, clap, syphilis and cooties.
Ed was devastated when he found out that his new marsupial girlfriend, Wendy Wombat, was a diseased wombat.
by scodder May 10, 2010
Get the diseased wombat mug.When Mr. Tiddles and his "balloon" landed in Europe, they confiscated his nineskin as an unauthorized meat import.
He was sad, but relieved to be circumsized at last.
He was sad, but relieved to be circumsized at last.
by scodder May 22, 2010
Get the nineskin mug.Monkey rape is the regrettable practise of a tying a monkey up by his tail and then boning him up the ass.
Can be quite noisy.
Can be quite noisy.
Don's neighbors got used to the smell of bananas and monkey poo, and even to the sight of him doing monkey rape on a monkey hanging from his clothesline.
But they never got used to the screaming.
But they never got used to the screaming.
by scodder May 06, 2010
Get the monkey rape mug."What's that awful stench?" asked Tony, pausing mid stroke.
"I just had a shartasm," said Suzy, grinning weakly.
"I just had a shartasm," said Suzy, grinning weakly.
by scodder August 14, 2010
Get the shartasm mug.Tyrone showed Marcella his pants hampster.
Seconds later she was naked, chowing down on his trouser trout.
Seconds later she was naked, chowing down on his trouser trout.
by scodder May 13, 2010
Get the pants hampster mug.Choadminster Fuller was the genius inventor of several choad-related items, including the Geodesic Choad and the Choadmaxion car.
Snowdon: I can't believe Choadminster Fuller never invented a condom for choads.
Exminster: I know, they keep breaking on me too!
Exminster: I know, they keep breaking on me too!
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