Carlo: Why do you smell like dog spooge?
Fredo: I got a job as a dog fluffer. I'm so ashamed.
Carlo: There, there...
Fredo: I got a job as a dog fluffer. I'm so ashamed.
Carlo: There, there...
by scodder November 06, 2012
A jizzbucket is the modern replacement for the jizz rag.
Plus, after a couple of months, you have a bucket full of unique and tasty cheese.
Plus, after a couple of months, you have a bucket full of unique and tasty cheese.
by scodder April 24, 2010
"Did you screw my duck?" is what to say if you're walking through a park and see someone person screwing a duck.
A good follow up is to demand $50, and make them think they're getting off lightly.
A good follow up is to demand $50, and make them think they're getting off lightly.
Spencer saw Doofus screwing a duck by the duck pond, and said "Did you screw my duck?"
"Yes," whimpered Doofus.
"You know the drill," said Spencer sternly.
Doofus handed over $50 and scampered away, soiling himself lightly as he ran.
"Yes," whimpered Doofus.
"You know the drill," said Spencer sternly.
Doofus handed over $50 and scampered away, soiling himself lightly as he ran.
by scodder June 06, 2010
Frank was quite embarrassed when he got mourning wood at his friend Fritz's funeral.
However, he did get some nice winks from the widow.
However, he did get some nice winks from the widow.
by scodder May 31, 2010
Tesco suspected his friend Rupert of pangolinism, but what gave it away was the jars of ants and the acrid smell of pangolin jizz.
by scodder May 15, 2010
While giving your gal some hot butt action, dip your forefinger into a jar of nacho cheese, paint a curlicued Mexican mustache on her upper lip, and yell, "Ole!"
That's a dirty sancheese.
Very classy.
That's a dirty sancheese.
Very classy.
Ben gave Amanda a dirty sancheese last weekend.
I hear she was so impressed, there's wedding bells in their future.
I hear she was so impressed, there's wedding bells in their future.
by scodder February 25, 2014
A rainbow trout is a trouser trout that has been painted in the rainbow colors of the gay pride movement.
Very festive.
Very festive.
To add a bit of zip to the parade, Buford took out his rainbow trout and waved it around.
There was much applause.
There was much applause.
by scodder May 14, 2010