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"Mr. Basset" grabbed the chihuahua by the collar, shook it into unconsciousness, and then drove his huge red tadger into the chihuahua's rump.
"My basset hound is gay," said Oscar, as the chihuahua's owner let out a small cry and collapsed.
"My basset hound is gay," said Oscar, as the chihuahua's owner let out a small cry and collapsed.
by scodder June 3, 2010
Get the my basset hound is gay mug.A spooge meister is someone who can perform amazing tricks with his spooge, including the rarely performed and dangerous "flaming spoogies".
A total babe magnet.
A total babe magnet.
When "Mr. Jizz", famous spooge meister, had finished his act with a "double flaming spoogies" the security guards had to step in to stop the totally hot babes from rushing the stage.
by scodder May 23, 2010
Get the spooge meister mug.Chef boyardump means taking a dump after eating chef boyardee.
Usually accompanied by terrible gas and diarrhea.
Usually accompanied by terrible gas and diarrhea.
After eating four cans of beefaghetti, Namibio had to take a huge chef boyardump, with massive colon blow.
by scodder May 4, 2010
Get the chef boyardump mug.Being pigsually intercoursulated means being sexually violated by pigs.
Not as pleasant as it sounds.
Not as pleasant as it sounds.
Jojo was sitting on the pig sty fence above the breeding boars, smoking a doobie, when he fell in.
When he emerged, covered in mud and (other unpleasant things), he gasped, "I been pigsually intercoursulated," before collapsing.
When he emerged, covered in mud and (other unpleasant things), he gasped, "I been pigsually intercoursulated," before collapsing.
by scodder June 8, 2010
Get the pigsually intercoursulated mug.A diseased wombat is a wombat whore which has acquired STD's like herpes, chlamydia, clap, syphilis and cooties.
Ed was devastated when he found out that his new marsupial girlfriend, Wendy Wombat, was a diseased wombat.
by scodder May 10, 2010
Get the diseased wombat mug.A hummusexual is a person who spreads hummus on his willy and then gets sucked off.
Especially inspiring with a dash of hot sauce
Especially inspiring with a dash of hot sauce
Shlomo declared his hummusexual nature by dipping his dong in the hummus and then going upstairs with Rebecca.
The moans and slurping sounds were awesome.
The moans and slurping sounds were awesome.
by scodder May 1, 2010
Get the hummusexual mug.The basset hounds of the apocalypse appear at great disasters.
They bark in their deep bassety voices, mark their territory with pissin' and scratchin', and move on.
Their names are Grumpy, Dopey, Sleepy and Snuffles.
They bark in their deep bassety voices, mark their territory with pissin' and scratchin', and move on.
Their names are Grumpy, Dopey, Sleepy and Snuffles.
News reports mention the appearance of the four basset hounds of the apocalypse at the Johnstown Flood.
Their deep bassety voices instilled great fear.
Their deep bassety voices instilled great fear.
by scodder April 30, 2010
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