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While giving your gal some hot butt action, dip your forefinger into a jar of nacho cheese, paint a curlicued Mexican mustache on her upper lip, and yell, "Ole!"
That's a dirty sancheese.
Very classy.
That's a dirty sancheese.
Very classy.
Ben gave Amanda a dirty sancheese last weekend.
I hear she was so impressed, there's wedding bells in their future.
I hear she was so impressed, there's wedding bells in their future.
by scodder March 3, 2014
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Ned: Thruster bunny.
Bob: When I catch that insane rodent I'm going to cut him into jerky!
Ned: Thruster bunny.
Bob: When I catch that insane rodent I'm going to cut him into jerky!
by scodder February 15, 2014
Get the thruster bunny mug.A grandmaster of bation is someone who is internationally celebrated for blowing spunk from his junk to virtuosic standards.
Often results in great riches and fame.
Often results in great riches and fame.
Fred: You remember Ned who used to live in his mom's basement and play video games and whack off all the time?
Ted: Yeah...
Fred: Well, now he's a grandmaster of bation and lives in a villa on the Riviera.
Ted: OMFG! I'm so jealous!
Ted: Yeah...
Fred: Well, now he's a grandmaster of bation and lives in a villa on the Riviera.
Ted: OMFG! I'm so jealous!
by scodder February 7, 2014
Get the grandmaster of bation mug.Timmy: Wow, you sure caught a lot of perch today!
Tommy: Yeah, it's cause I learned to master bait. Wanna see?
Timmy: Er... no thanks.
Tommy: Yeah, it's cause I learned to master bait. Wanna see?
Timmy: Er... no thanks.
by scodder April 7, 2013
Get the master bait mug.Rimming a dog means giving a rimjob to a dog.
This is a very rude thing to do, especially to a dog that is not your own.
This is a very rude thing to do, especially to a dog that is not your own.
Zoltan: Why are you sharpening that machete?
Desmond: Franklin's been rimming a dog - my poor little Spotty. I'm going to cut him into jerky!
Desmond: Franklin's been rimming a dog - my poor little Spotty. I'm going to cut him into jerky!
by scodder March 29, 2013
Get the rimming a dog mug.Ped O'Bear is a happy Irish bear who loves kids.
As a special treat he'll let them suck on the beef jerky lollipop he keeps in his pants.
As a special treat he'll let them suck on the beef jerky lollipop he keeps in his pants.
Lil Jessie: Wow, this lollipop tastes great!
Ped O'Bear: Keep sucking and you'll get to the delicious cream filling.
Lil Jessie: Oh boy!
Ped O'Bear: Keep sucking and you'll get to the delicious cream filling.
Lil Jessie: Oh boy!
by scodder March 23, 2013
Get the ped o'bear mug.Whore nuts are how to tell for sure whether that delicious ho you're about to bang is a boy or a girl.
Edgar: You're looking a bit moody today.
Scott: I met this really hot ho last night and she said she was going to give me a freebie.
We were just getting going when I felt a gigantic pair of whore nuts.
Edgar: Wow, that's harsh, man!
Scott: I met this really hot ho last night and she said she was going to give me a freebie.
We were just getting going when I felt a gigantic pair of whore nuts.
Edgar: Wow, that's harsh, man!
by scodder November 15, 2012
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