scodder's definitions
"Eat my peach fish!" said Cynthia Ewok, spreading her furry legs.
"With great joy, my nubile fur pile," said Gregor Ewok, his tongue fluttering like a hummingbird's wings.
"With great joy, my nubile fur pile," said Gregor Ewok, his tongue fluttering like a hummingbird's wings.
by scodder May 8, 2010
Get the nubile fur pilemug. Dog in the ass means when you go to sleep in a junkyard and wake up with a dog nestled in your colon.
Quite uncomfortable.
Quite uncomfortable.
When Fred woke up in the junkyard he had a dog in the ass.
He had to coax it out with meaty bones and a dog biscuit.
He had to coax it out with meaty bones and a dog biscuit.
by scodder May 4, 2010
Get the dog in the assmug. A fudge picker is someone whose job it is to pick poop off flaccid, spent willies at a gay bathhouse.
As Franklin went through his disgusting, smelly day as a fudge picker, he dreamed of the time he would be far away from all this, and married to George Michael.
by scodder May 7, 2010
Get the fudge pickermug. Badger farts are farts that rise from a badger burrow.
Due to badgers gorging on carrion, and other unpleasant things, badger farts are green and unbelievably stinky.
Due to badgers gorging on carrion, and other unpleasant things, badger farts are green and unbelievably stinky.
Ralph and Cindy Lou had finished the wine, and had settled into some gentle frenching, when they heard a "whoof" from underground and saw a green cloud drifting toward them
"Badger farts!" screamed Ralph.
"Run!" said Cindy Lou, pausing only to pick up her bra.
"Badger farts!" screamed Ralph.
"Run!" said Cindy Lou, pausing only to pick up her bra.
by scodder May 18, 2010
Get the badger fartsmug. Norm won the butthole smurfing contest with three smurfs.
Getting them out was a whole other thing though.
Getting them out was a whole other thing though.
by scodder May 31, 2010
Get the butthole smurfingmug. Reverse gerbilling is where a person tries to insert themselves into a gerbil's anus.
Very often has explosive results.
Very often has explosive results.
When Raoul heard the small muffled explosion and saw Manuel covered in gerbil guts, he knew he'd been reverse gerbilling again.
by scodder May 17, 2010
Get the reverse gerbillingmug. Cat pants are the furry wide part on cat legs.
Very important to tomcats in assessing female cat beauty.
Very important to tomcats in assessing female cat beauty.
"Wow, look at Fluffy's cat pants," said Tom, "what a babe!"
"Meeyowr!" responded Thom, "I'd hit that!"
"Meeyowr!" responded Thom, "I'd hit that!"
by scodder May 9, 2010
Get the cat pantsmug.