Ninjas in fur suit with knives hidden in the paws.
When you cat(or cats) stalks the hallway at night? Yeah, it's training.
by iwillneverbeafraidagain January 18, 2012
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Independent little killing machines that choose to share their life with us.
by Mr3ddy April 13, 2019
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the most cuddly gifts from god.
Cats are my idol.

Cats are love. Cats are life.
by MyBigFatBoobs January 25, 2020
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1. Rulers of the internet

2. Cute

3. Fireballs of claws and death
Me: Hey its a cat
Friend: oh cool
Me: *makes a luring noise*
Friend: you shouldnt-
Me: *strokes cat*
Cat: *purrs* meow
Me: oh whos so cute? *looks away* *accidentally pokes cats eye* ...
Cat: *catches fire and goes into ball form with claws facing out*
Me: uhm.. *gets attacked by cat* *dies* *singed body on the ground*
Friend: i told him so...

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Cats are medium sized, fluffy felines. Cats love to play and cuddle, but don't be fooled by their cuteness; they have razor sharp claws that can slash out your eyes. But they're still very cute.
Cats are cute and fluffy, but vicious.
by Cat Lover322 October 19, 2011
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A furry animal that hides in the tiniest of spaces just to jump out at you and scare the hell out of you.
Martha jumped when Tard the Grumpy Cat flew out of the laundry basket. Martha hated those kinds of cats.
by Crazypersonwholovescats December 31, 2013
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Depending on who you ask, they are the epitome of evil, the cutest thing alive, satan's babies, ninjas, ninja-satan-babies, those animals they don't give two cruds about, living rugs, fur with claws, claws with fur, teeth with fur and claws, teeth with claws, teeth with fur, fur with teeth, what you shouldn't step on, a catto, the stupidest things alive, the future world rulers, the things trying to kill you in your sleep, the things trying to protect you from the things trying to kill you in your sleep, aliens, carnivourous monsters, little angels, everyone's best friend, the bane of all existance, the thing that sits on you at three in the morning, or just a cat.

I am sure I have missed at least 500 other definitions of cats. Publish your own description to fill in what I missed!
First person: There were feral cats in my backyard the other day.

Second person: Satan's fur babies!?!?!?? Where!?!?!?? * pulls out crucifix *

First person: Woah, calm down. Cats aren't satan's fur babies, they're ninjas. When you look for them, they're gone......
Second person: * muttering ancient chant to ward off evil *
by considerthefollowing June 27, 2018
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