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Ninjas in fur suit with knives hidden in the paws.
When you cat(or cats) stalks the hallway at night? Yeah, it's training.
by iwillneverbeafraidagain January 18, 2012
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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the most cuddly gifts from god.
Cats are my idol.

Cats are love. Cats are life.
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by MyBigFatBoobs January 24, 2020
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U must be pretty stupid if you donโ€™t know what a cat is
You just now: what is a cat?
Me: Who does not know what a cat is?
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an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it. you can usually find one outside or near/in a house. its main abilities are to chomp and scratch but they can also pounce, shoot lasers out of their eyes, be cute, jump as high as they want, and fly. do not fight one unless you are equipped with extreme power armor and heavy assault cannons. its also better to bring multiple friends. dont say i didnt warn you when you get vaporized from being fooled by its cuteness.
i walked up to a cat and died because i wasnt well equipped
by bjc2002 February 20, 2013
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A small, usually furry creature. It chooses when it will send or receive affection. They will either love you or completely despise you, there is no inbetween. Will most likely control the human race in 50 years.
Person #1: What is that!

Person #2: Just my cat.
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Cats are medium sized, fluffy felines. Cats love to play and cuddle, but don't be fooled by their cuteness; they have razor sharp claws that can slash out your eyes. But they're still very cute.
Cats are cute and fluffy, but vicious.
by Cat Lover322 October 19, 2011
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