The word used to describe the erection an individual experiences of whom is constantly bragging about the capabilities of his I-Phone, the applications it possesses and other useless tasks it can carry out.
Kosmo: Dude, will you listen to Luca, he never shuts up talking about his I-Phone.

Kenny: I know man, that guys got a permanant I-Boner.
by obindustries1 February 3, 2010
"I have boner," is a wonderful ice breaker with really hot chicks.

Usually results in fairly quick hot monkey sex.
"I have boner," Louie said to the unbelievably gorgeous hot chick standing next to him at the bar.

"My place is just around the corner," replied the stunner, "let's go boink our brains out."
by scodder May 19, 2010

Around 1940 and after, "a boner" was a screw up or mistake. So, to "pull a boner" was to make a mistake. Don't say "I pulled a boner" to your Teacher or Boss or police. they'll punnish you for that. If you're brave, you could try it with anyone else.
Wife- why'd you eat my cake?? I was saving that!

husband- "sorry Dear. I pulled a boner."
by mr. stuart March 31, 2006
I can’t get a fucking boner and I’m pissed
IM TRYING TO JACK OFF BUT MY PENIS WONT COMMIT TO IT WHY CANT I GET A BONER WHAT THE FUCK
by Rotten_Cum December 31, 2022
What happens when you have a hand fetish since you were a kid and you happen to have a deadly cat who can explode people like shigechi
A duwang citizen: When I was a kid, I saw Mona Lisa from my grammar school art book. The first time i saw her with hands on her knee how do i say this, i had a boner
by Random gay dude April 16, 2022