iBoner

Something fanboys get when they watch Apple Keynotes, go to Apple Stores, play with their iPhones, etc. Ends with the iJaculation of hot, sticky money.

Person 1: "Did you watch the new Apple Keynote from the other day?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it gave me a total iBoner so I went And iJaculated all over the Apple Store at the mall."

by I Just iJaculated December 7, 2011

iBoner

The sensation that occurs, from heightened excited, in or around your crotchal region when you play with the new apps released for the iPhone and the iPod Touch. Usually resulting in no less than a semi.

Dude: "I'm thirsty! Give me a beer from your iPint....gulp gulp gulp...oh god..."
Tool with iPhone: "Dude, do i spy an iBoner in your pants"

by scobb August 17, 2008

iBoner

Emotional hard-on caused by over glorification and or idolization of Steve Jobs and or apple product at any point in a conversation.

All Jenniffer could talk about last night was Steve Jobs and her iPhone. She totally got an iBoner.

by Poke smot August 1, 2012

iBoner

1. The boner from excitement when purchasing an apple product.

2. The boner from anticipation of a new apple product release date.

"Man that new iPhone 4s I just bought gave me a massive iBoner."

by iCrystal February 23, 2012

I-Boner

The word used to describe the erection an individual experiences of whom is constantly bragging about the capabilities of his I-Phone, the applications it possesses and other useless tasks it can carry out.

Kosmo: Dude, will you listen to Luca, he never shuts up talking about his I-Phone.

Kenny: I know man, that guys got a permanant I-Boner.

by obindustries1 February 3, 2010

ibone

To have virtual sex via a hand-held device such as an iphone or blackberry and very descriptive textual information.

Would you mind slipping me a quick ibone while I wait for my son to come out of school? Consider me naked. Ya ready?

by petuniafarmer January 20, 2009

inbonerable

to not be subject to feminine wiles, to be able to not get a boner despite major advances by a girl or flirting

Guy 1: Dang, that girl was coming on to him like crazy. He probably has a huge boner right now.
Guy 2: Nah, probably not. That guy is inbonerable.

by letitrock47 December 1, 2010