Hosé 

It’s like Jose but a bit of a brainless version. As brainless I mean like american. Only they would say Jose as Hose. And the é is added to be quirky and different. They are so cool, aren’t they? Okay yes. Someone named Hosé is definitely half exotic, so they must have cool hair. Or something cool. Jose is usually a boy but could Hose be a girl also? That depends. Everything is acceptable nowadays

his name is Hosé
Jose? no Hosé, i’m quirky

Hosé by saywhatnowokay November 21, 2021

hose 

1. To spray down with machine gun fire.
2. To completely ruin something.

The CO jumped out of the bushes but he got hosed by the VC.

That damn virus hosed my disk drive.

hose by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003

hose 

a males penis thats spews out semen and urine for sex play.

i love to perform oral sex on my mans hose. mmmmmmmmmmmmm!

hose by gunslingergirlvy_s_e December 3, 2005

Hose 

1. To spray liberaly, but accurately with bullets - Generally with a select fire firearm, Machine gun, or autocannon.

not to be confused with "spray and pray" or "room broom."
2. A firearm with high accuracy and high rate of fire - which spews bullets as if water from a hose.

1. I entered the room in first position, encountered a hostile and hosed him.

2. The Apache rolled in guns hot, and hosed down the building where the enemy resistance was centered.

3. There are civilians in there - so don't just breach and Hose down the place
4. The Heckler and Koch MP5 is a real bullet hose

5. Tango on the move! HOSE him!!!

Hose by IronHand October 7, 2009

Hose 

1. A general nickname for anybody
2. someone who is annoying, stupid, bad at anyhting

1. "hey"
"what up hose"
2. "Dude i hate this teacher so much"
"i know shes a total hose"

Hose by mister mugumbu December 19, 2008

Hose 

to cheat, trick, or take advantage of.

Evil men and seducers shall wax worse and worse, hose, and being hosed.

Hose by sinbabee April 22, 2009

hose 

To fuck leisurely, slowly and deeply for an :) extended period of time.

Man, they really hosed you on that job. I think were really going to take a hosin on this new contract. What does that hoser think he is doin?

hose by wright May 16, 2005