Evil

aka girls, girls are evil I have proof...

Girls require time and money
(Girls = Time x Money)
But we all know time is money
(Time = Money)
Therefore
(Girls = Money x Money)
(Money x Money = Money squared)
And beacause money is the root of all evil
(Money = square route of evil)
Therefore
(Girls = (the square route of evil)squared)
so we are forced to conclude that...
(Girls = Evil)

In short: Girls need time and money but time is money and money is evil, so girls crave evilness making them evil...

by Triple J May 02, 2005

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(Noun)

Qualities that are inherently and existentially incompatible with a society.

(Often combined with the word, “Smite” to form the satisfying catchphrase, “Smite Evil!”)

Example 1:
Lo! Evil is thou for a sea of innocent blood is spilt for thy greed! Now, prepare for thy retribution: ‘Tis time to SMITE EVIL!

Translation: Yo! We ain’ coexistin’ cause you killed a lot for greed. Git ready to be punished: Imma splat yo coexistin’ incompatible ass!

by Sir Erik Silverarms of Arelith August 16, 2019

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Hitler, Osama, or Justin Bieber.

OMG, that guy is so Hitler! This would mean evil.

by Violetwolf May 02, 2011

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Someone who has more money than you and is therefore defined as evil.

This is often used as justification of attacks on a company's computer systems or website. (such as a DoS or DDoS attack on Microsoft's website)

Tom: Why did you spend all day DoSing Microsoft?

Harry: Bill gates is evil man, he's evil.

Tom: *facepalm*

by aporcupine October 07, 2009

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A person who intentionally breaks someone's spirits and pretends to care for pure enjoyment.

Luke: Karen you are lovable and there's hope. I really do care.

Karen: OMG you do??!

Luke: AAAAHAHAHA hell no! What are you talking about? You're crazy!

Karen: WOW that was evil.

by fuckedoverandoverthx August 29, 2012

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