32 definitions by Secret Agent Man

In college, a difficult professor might shaft the class. By extension, 'self-shaft' means taking the same class independent study.
Calc 3? I'm taking that self-shaft next semester.
by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003
Have you noticed, on the Olympic Soccer Team, none of the women are skeezers? I think I detect a plan here.
by Secret Agent Man September 19, 2003
1. Minature city built by the makers of the atomic bomb to test the A-bombs effects on buildings;

2. Christian religious wacko comic about Sodom and Gommorrah, essentially giving license to the crazies for hate crimes against homosexuals;

3. Any city that looks like hell has broken loose and stopped to stay a while.
I was in Baltimore yesterday, and I got this feeling: doom town.

Cleveland used to be more a doom town, but the rock museum made it suck slightly less.
by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003
Hypothetical network all cruel, aggressive women are tapped into.
My boss was a pain in the ass, and then, she must have used bitchnet to tell my wife to give me hell also.
by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003
In U.S. Marine jargon, comparative for something worthless when you can't say "isn't worth shit" or "isn't worth a rat's ass"
This equipment isn't worth a hill of beans, sir.
by Secret Agent Man September 19, 2003
Unidentified Flying Object. Originally a catchall term for anything flying that could not be identified by Civil Air Patrol observers during World War 2. Since then, taken over by lunatics that believe that for some reason, advanced alien civilizations have come to earth, are studying our assholes, and make contact with Roscoe and Billy Bob near their moonshine still in West Virginia. See buy a fucking vowel.
Dang, Billy Bob, give me some of that thar yor drinkin and I might see me some UFO's too! Hot Damn!
by Secret Agent Man September 19, 2003