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Loose hose pipe 

Someone who is all over the place with work, life and relationships. A person spraying comments, emails and general bollocks to everyone with no context or intelligence.
Dave doesn't know what the hell he is doing, he is like a loose hose pipe spraying comments and total bollocks to anyone he meets.
Loose hose pipe by Weed wacker September 2, 2015

louisiana hosepipe 

The act of spraying fiery hot dierhia into a lovers mouth while pissing an wanking at the same time.
Joe Louisiana hosepiped Abby last night and she returned the favor with a glass bottom boat.

Hosepipe Ban 

The sad state of affairs of being without sex, and being unlikely to have it any time soon. Period of sexual drought/celibacy, whether "by choice" or enforced.
"If this hosepipe ban goes on for much longer, I may have to start going to Jumpin' Jaks'"

"She looks miserable, must be on a hosepipe ban again"

"Oh my god, he's gorgeous! He could lift my hosepipe ban anytime".
Hosepipe Ban by Salsa July 31, 2005

Hosepipe 

When used properly, it is the correct term for a flexible tube or pipe that chiefly carries water from a rigid pipe connection. The actual term originated in Britain where it is used almost exclusively, and it is also used correctly in most Southern States of the USA. In most areas of the North Eastern USA, Garden hose is an acceptable term, which implies use only for a garden although seldom used solely for this purpose.

When, "Hosepipe" is used in urban slang, it is usually used derogatorily by a person from the Northern States of the USA, often while attempting a poorly portrayed Southern accent to imply some degree of unintelligent speak, I.e. trying to belittle the intended person or audience. Ironically, the actual use of this term in the fore mentioned manner has the opposite effect, thus by revealing the user's own insufficient intellect.

So be forewarned, if you use this term as Urban Slang to belittle a person or group of people, then it is suggested that you use it around your fellow group/crew of uneducated halfwits that will not be able to discern true intelligence from an unsubstantiated inflamed ego.
Yous Guys, today sawr a guy wearing overalls, irregardless that there aint no farms in the city. He probly just finished, "Drank'n from a Hosepipe" before he left the boonies.
Hosepipe by Mudminnow March 8, 2019

Muddy hosepipe

A disastrous event that occurs 2.3446 nights after consuming large quantities of Indian food. (Note: this only occurs after contracting Pink Sock disease.)
"Man, last night I had a bad experience with my Muddy hosepipe."
Muddy hosepipe by The Keg August 16, 2013

hosepipe 

I took the hosepipe and sprayed down my car.
hosepipe by Jeffrey Moritz April 5, 2006