hose

1. To spray down with machine gun fire.
2. To completely ruin something.

The CO jumped out of the bushes but he got hosed by the VC.

That damn virus hosed my disk drive.

by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003

hose

a males penis thats spews out semen and urine for sex play.

i love to perform oral sex on my mans hose. mmmmmmmmmmmmm!

by gunslingergirlvy_s_e December 3, 2005

hose

To fuck leisurely, slowly and deeply for an :) extended period of time.

Man, they really hosed you on that job. I think were really going to take a hosin on this new contract. What does that hoser think he is doin?

by wright May 15, 2005

hose

This verb began in the 1960's when rioters were controlled in large cities especially New York and Chicago by fire hoses. The Democratic Convention in Chicago provided images every night of Mayor Daily's police knocking down rioters and looters with high-pressure water hoses. New York's draft riots were more violent and the Army even sent tanks to discourage massive looting. But, since the evening news was edited in New Your by New York biased TV news organizations fewer hosing were shown in that city.

Jim was hosed by the pigs and fell breaking his new tv.

by sawboy December 2, 2005

hose

To suck the semen out of the penis after a hand job. Usually done by the "Ho"est of girls.

Yo. You have to hose him so you don't make a mess. And if the hose fails and you do make a mess you can just shower together.

by Loves2HoseTW September 24, 2007

hose

penis, schwang, male genitalia.... you get the idea cockfuck.

Blow my hose bizzle.

by Squiggle wiggle December 20, 2002

hose

To abusively consume something.

Dude, you can't run a gay porn site on soda; that would totally hose all our net.

by Philip Edward Nunez November 17, 2006