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Hosehound 

A female always hounding around for some dudes hose. Usually a slutty woman seeking the company of a male with penis as the preferred payment method.
Trina is a hosehound, after I gave her some hose, she jumped on Jimmy's hose. But the fun bags on her made up for it.....
Hosehound by Los cochinos July 5, 2016
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hosehound 

A really ugly, often fat woman who thinks wearing fishnet panyhose, vinyl miniskirt or whatever slutty outfit would make her pretty when in fact it just makes her look uglier and stupid.
"Oh man, what a fucking hosehound getting out of that car!"
hosehound by Joe July 27, 2003

hosehound 

as a verb, the act of a good hard sexual encounter equivalent to soft rape
"I'm going to hosehound that girl."
hosehound by Nolan C. May 5, 2008

Hose Hound 

A person, frequently of the female persuation, who often seeks the cock.
My brother's ex-girlfriend is a nasty hose hound.
Hose Hound by sallypothead December 17, 2003

horsepound 

See also ramjack. To fuck the hell out of someone.
I forced Mrs. Gayaka into a very uncomfortable position, legs behind ears, and horsepounded her for 36.23 hours.
horsepound by nancyedwards March 16, 2005

homebound 

1. Coming home or to be on your way home.
2. slang for lazy, couch potato, soon to be fat.
3. Stuck at home doing nothing.
1.) Where you at? response: I'm home bound
2.) per. 1: Dude I can't believe your watching re runs again on your day off, lets go do something.

per. 2: I already told you I am a home bound person. This is how i roll.

Per. 1: Lazy ass!
3.) Man I'm homebound.
homebound by Miska Alatorre October 27, 2011
means sweeeeeeeeeet!!!!!!
a response of joy

pronounced hos-ound
"hey we're going to subway, i'll get you something"
"hosound"
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