Homoat

A moat or barrier, albeit real or metaphorical, constructed to protect oneself from advancing same sex suitors, or friends that are being gay.

Bro 1:Dude... what was up with that one guy in there?

Bro 2: I know man, I had to put up a homoat just to get him away from me.

Homoat by The Daley Lama November 5, 2009

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HOMATER

HOMATER:- Is a bisexual teacher who enjoys caning young boys on their naiked bottoms, and, watch them in their communal shower after sport day - he just "janners" for it.

You'd better get that homework done, or, the geography teacher will get you into his room on the 9th floor and cane your naiked bottom at 1630 hrs when the boarders are having tea - he is a HOMATER!

HOMATER by 1STFABARM April 23, 2019

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Homoatheist • Homoat • homotextual • homotard • homost • Homotion • homotional • homopath • Hoboat • Homostasis

homotextual

An ostenibly straight male that if observed solely by his electronically transmitted written word could be taken as gay.

Common in pvp video games and on the chat forums surrounding such games, the homotextual will claim to be straight and love women and women's bodies, but his every digital utterance is laced with aggressive homosexual inference.

Typically a psychological side effect of mommy not holding them as children and daddy thinking them weak for crying when they fell off their bike, these individuals spend the majority of their time attempting to assert dominance over the other males in a pack-like mode, via the only medium common to males between puberty and death, aggressive and overt sexual advance.

Tyranny Tard: lol i just fukken RAPED that guy. I totally fucked him in the ass. I was like, so you think yer hot shit, well let's duel and he totally sucked dick. I mean my cock was in his lungs i face-owned him so hard.

Cimmeria Player: So....you like the boys then?

Tyranny Tard: Fuck you, asshole! I'm a reaL MAN! I get more pussy in a week than you'll see your whole life, fucking RP homo! Come suck my dick little rp faggot, let me fuck you in the ear!

Cimmeria Player:...So...you like the boys then?

Tyranny Tard: No, son! I ain't queer like u.

Cimmeria Player: ...ah.

Tyranny Tard: What?

Cimmeria Player: You are a homotextual. But it's cool, I don't judge.

homotextual by Letsbreakit August 4, 2009

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homoantiqophobe

These guys are homophobic and are also terrified of antique shops. They are extremely concerned about being perceived as gay and they try to cover it up by standing with their arms crossed looking into space. Sometimes they whistle. If there are other homoantiqophobes in the store, they stand and talk about useless sports scores. It is fun to try to talk about antiques with them. They usually have NRA or NFL jerseys and caps on.

"Get a load of the homoantiqophobes over there. Watch this: "Hey, handsome, check out these lovely teacups and saucers." "Hey, I'm not gay. Okay?" Man, these guys must LOVE victoria's secret.

homoantiqophobe by running out of patience April 19, 2008