Homostasis

Person 1: Are you maintaing homostasis?
Person 2: yes and we are all very happy
by kurrie27puppy February 05, 2010
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Homostasis

Not to be mistaken with homeostasis (n.)

The delicate domain of equilibrium within a heterosexual person that prevents them from being too insecurely homophobic and being too obnoxiously gay in social situations.

i.e. Right between acting too straight and too gay
Todd and I had to share a tiny couch at a friend's place the other night but it's alright - I said "no homo" so I didn't break homostasis.
by Uthgerd Goodsucc January 29, 2019
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Homostasis

"Ive finally done it! Ive maintained Homostasis!" Every gay guy ever.
by TheOver1ord14 November 04, 2022
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