The world's best known closet homo.
Ryan Seacrest dumped Teri Hatcher with a quickness when he found out by anatomical means that "Teri" was not short for "Terrance".
by Seacrest's Pants May 27, 2006
Get the Ryan Seacrest mug.
The most annoying and least likeable man on television.
Ryan Seacrest always refers to the audience as "America" which bugs me
by ceebs April 21, 2006
Get the Ryan Seacrest mug.
A future contestant on a "Where are they now?" Survivor special who will be caught scheming with Paris and Nicole to vote off Justin.
"Ryan Seacrest, the tribe has spoken."
by TheNcredibleEgg November 20, 2006
Get the Ryan Seacrest mug.
(n) An extremely feminine "man" that flirts with grumpy british men.

(v) To poorly hide that you are a flamboyantly gay.
That guy on tv is such an idiot. Who let Ryan Seacrest become famous? He has no talent and is way over-publicized. He should hook up with Richard Simmons and climb out of his barbie filled closet.
by Phillip Leonard February 26, 2008
Get the Ryan Seacrest mug.
The act of cutting to a commercial break exactly when the show is at the peak point of suspense.
That show just pulled a total Ryan Seacrest
by HarlemShakesTooMuch January 6, 2015
Get the Ryan Seacrest mug.
That crazy dressed host of American Idol. The reality show that really started it all.
Ryan Seacrest was caught eatin' out Fantasia Barrino "during the break" because Fantasia really needed some votes to help her win.
by DANTANA July 10, 2006
Get the Ryan Seacrest mug.
Host of television show American Idol, Morning radio host of LA's top 40 radio station. Very funny when you get to hear him actually talk on the radio. No, he's not gay, bi, meterosexual, or anything but straight. Just cute:)
I love listening to Ryan Seacrest on the radio! He makes me laugh!
by mwah..! January 16, 2009
Get the Ryan Seacrest mug.