1STFABARM's definitions

IFTFFF

IFTFFF:- Infidel Fred The Freeman From Fulham - he'll a l w a y s give some, or more, good advice.

I don't think you've got ANYTHING to worry about, anyway, you're

downtown tonight, pop in the pub in Fulham, you MIGHT bump into IFTFFF, he could give you some good advice.

by 1STFABARM May 18, 2019

ADAMAN

ADAMAN:- A Deadly Adam Man Aiming to Narate allround.

I can't help you, connect to ADAMAN - I think he knows just about E V E R Y T H I N G!

by 1STFABARM May 20, 2019

AGOBLIN

AGOBLIN;- Is a secret goblin who spends most of his time hidden from view and personally enjoying him/herself. Although he/she could do something quite simple, like maintaining a lift, so that EVERYONE on every floor can get out to buy food and get back up to cook it - AGOBLIN DOES THE JOB! No ONLY that, he spends some time explaining to Landlords how important it is for tenants to be able to get food to eat, preferably EVERY day/night!

I haven't seen the AGOBLIN round here for some time, perchance he'll get round here early next week - I'm getting R E A L L Y hungry!

by 1STFABARM May 21, 2019

FREEBRIT

FREEBRIT:- A FREEBRIT is a loyal UK person who has got pissed off in giving the EU even more of the more and more we've already given them. Anyway, the French can handle their own riots, even while the police are "GITANing" away on the corner together.

To FREEBRIT or not FREEBRIT - that's N E V E R a question - (we like our 9 billion £).

by 1STFABARM May 1, 2019

'CITINGCITY

'CITINGCITY:- And the city is London - ('specially in the basement!). That must be why so many dictators YEARNED to invade us - we always resisted - in a jolly polite kind of way.

I know, I know, I know - it was my idea to move out of London - the 'CITINGCITY' - I'm bored like you - let's move back in!

by 1STFABARM May 26, 2019

HITLOID

HITLOID is the character of a person, or persons, who begin to develop a ruthless and illogical character which more people shockingly begin to acquire.

The trouble is, over the years, they've become more and more HITLOID - you just can't trust anyone of them.

by 1STFABARM March 29, 2019

ULTRIMITY

ULTRIMITY:- T H A T ' S the successful speed a new word enters the English language to describe something which has been created, and, develops new descriptions of new urban words.

Hit him with ULTRIMITY in your message, that'll speed him up a bit.

by 1STFABARM May 1, 2019