Goldswain

This incredible surname, thought to pre-date Neolithic man, can be split into 2 syllables “Gold” meaning golden, and “Swain” meaning lover.

A Goldswain is indeed a golden lover.
The opposite sex, or same sex, depending on ones preference, seem to loose all ability to control their desires once a Goldswain has been spotted.

“Barry stop the car, I want a divorce, I’ve just seen a Goldswain”

“Don’t bother peeling those tomatoes Judith, that gorgeous Goldswain girl with the massive funbags is running down the beach on Baywatch”

“That’s the last time I buy you a pina colada Gareth, It’s quite obvious that you fancy that Goldswain over there”

Goldswain by The Swain of Gold March 14, 2019

Richie Goldsand 

1. A Northerner, usually from New York who owns beach property in coastal Carolina, leasing said property to locals who can no longer afford to buy there, and offering seasonal rentals to people from Ohio.

2. A sandwich composed of corned beef and pastrami, Swiss or Provolone cheeses, Russian dressing, topped with slaw and served on marbled rye bread, often found in coastal Carolina, e.g. Topsail Island.

Woman: (To Man) Who owns that deli in Surf City?
Young Man: (Interrupting) I don't know; but I'll bet he's a Richie Goldsand!
Man: Wait. Like the sandwich!?

Richie Goldsand by Ms. Holly Ridge April 28, 2014

Al Goldstein 

Al (Alvin) Goldstein was a Jewish Pornographer from New York, who is known for many of his print publication such as Screw, a weekly tabloid featuring pornographic content. Al Goldstein has been noted for normalizing hardcore pornography in the modern world. He was also known for his strong belief in the first amendment, which can be seen in all of his works and material, however for this he was arrested 19 times on obscenity charges.

In an authors post on The American Conservative, Rod Dreher mentions Al told him that he only got into the pornographic business as a kid due to his uncle bringing him to a whorehouse to 'break him in'. That set Al in motion for what he became. "That set the hook. It ruined his life. A ruined life - that's what Al Goldstein did with the years he was given. RIP."

In Al Goldstein's later years, he began having financial woes as in 2003 the screw was unable to make payroll. Many of his productions entered bankruptcy, he lost properties, became jobless, penniless and was even homeless. He got to a point where his friends were financially supporting him. Respect from family dwindled as his own son, Jordan Goldstein, even disinvited Al from his Harvard Law School graduation.

Alvin Goldstein died on December 19, 2013 at a nursing hill in Cobble Hill, Brooklyn.

"The only reason that Jews are in pornography is that we think that Christ sucks." -Al Goldstein

"Al Goldstein, like Larry Flynt, is a pornstar terrorist and he stole all my fucks! Gag order from a fucking terrorist!"

"Al Goldstein normalized hardcore pornography in America."

Al Goldstein by god damn you al goldstein June 14, 2020

goldsteining 

to Goldstein; to lie for no benefit

Max was goldsteining when he lied about texting Avery

goldsteining by r🐕 December 9, 2019

Goldsteinic Device 

noun:

1. A term coined from George Orwell's critically acclaimed dystopian novel "1984" that refers to a nonexistent idea used as a scare tactic by a person or an organization. Such a device is used as a public diversion from a situation at hand as the "antagonist,"Emmanuel Goldstein, was in Orwell's book.

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Example:
Many would call the terrorist group "Al Qaeda" a Goldsteinic device that the US government uses to help justify their war efforts.

Goldsteinic Device by kenanjabr May 30, 2012

Gene Goldstein 

A great webcomic creator and flash artist. Made the comic Hyperboy and some flash works include: Hyperboy The Movie, also, Geometry and You.

Gene Goldstein is friggin awesome.

Gene Goldstein by Dawg January 7, 2005

goldstein 

verb

a goldstein refers to basketball, it is the act of attempting a lay-up or dunk only to be rejected by the bottom of the rim.

Phil had a great break away opportunity but he goldsteined it.

goldstein by Brian H September 6, 2005