by gixxer 4 life September 27, 2003
by ausrias September 05, 2023
Employee perks offered to the executive team of the Midwest’s most prestigious transport brokerage. Benefits include workout (aerobics) routines, nap time, & daily masturbation sessions. Often times benefits are collected after a long 3 hour work day of tending to patio gardens and watching girls out of the window and not talking to them.
Executive: Yo Creeper, you should have seen this ducking girl at the pool. She was so hot.
Creeper: Did you talk to her?
Executive: No I just went into the bathroom and collected some Goldwing Benefits.
Creeper: Did you talk to her?
Executive: No I just went into the bathroom and collected some Goldwing Benefits.
by Brain🧠 July 09, 2021
by maleygravy February 18, 2023