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goldsteined 

To get black out drunk after one beer. The best of the best will manage to get black out drunk five nights a week. Only to then attempt to sleep with every girl in the vicinity, when that fails, it's on to dudes.
Example #1:
Dude, I totally goldsteined last night!

Example #2:
Oh man, you've goldsteined five nights in a row now!
goldsteined by JewFanNOT April 4, 2010
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Goldsteined 

I did nothing wrong and got Goldsteined
Goldsteined by Shady24 February 12, 2024

Al Goldstein 

Al (Alvin) Goldstein was a Jewish Pornographer from New York, who is known for many of his print publication such as Screw, a weekly tabloid featuring pornographic content. Al Goldstein has been noted for normalizing hardcore pornography in the modern world. He was also known for his strong belief in the first amendment, which can be seen in all of his works and material, however for this he was arrested 19 times on obscenity charges.

In an authors post on The American Conservative, Rod Dreher mentions Al told him that he only got into the pornographic business as a kid due to his uncle bringing him to a whorehouse to 'break him in'. That set Al in motion for what he became. "That set the hook. It ruined his life. A ruined life - that's what Al Goldstein did with the years he was given. RIP."

In Al Goldstein's later years, he began having financial woes as in 2003 the screw was unable to make payroll. Many of his productions entered bankruptcy, he lost properties, became jobless, penniless and was even homeless. He got to a point where his friends were financially supporting him. Respect from family dwindled as his own son, Jordan Goldstein, even disinvited Al from his Harvard Law School graduation.

Alvin Goldstein died on December 19, 2013 at a nursing hill in Cobble Hill, Brooklyn.

"The only reason that Jews are in pornography is that we think that Christ sucks." -Al Goldstein
"Al Goldstein, like Larry Flynt, is a pornstar terrorist and he stole all my fucks! Gag order from a fucking terrorist!"

"Al Goldstein normalized hardcore pornography in America."

goldsteining 

to Goldstein; to lie for no benefit
Max was goldsteining when he lied about texting Avery
goldsteining by r🐕 December 9, 2019

Goldsteinic Device 

noun:

1. A term coined from George Orwell's critically acclaimed dystopian novel "1984" that refers to a nonexistent idea used as a scare tactic by a person or an organization. Such a device is used as a public diversion from a situation at hand as the "antagonist,"Emmanuel Goldstein, was in Orwell's book.
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Example:
Many would call the terrorist group "Al Qaeda" a Goldsteinic device that the US government uses to help justify their war efforts.

Gene Goldstein 

A great webcomic creator and flash artist. Made the comic Hyperboy and some flash works include: Hyperboy The Movie, also, Geometry and You.
Gene Goldstein by Dawg January 7, 2005

goldstein 

verb

a goldstein refers to basketball, it is the act of attempting a lay-up or dunk only to be rejected by the bottom of the rim.
Phil had a great break away opportunity but he goldsteined it.
goldstein by Brian H September 6, 2005
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