Glampster 

One who excels at the act of glamorous clamping (see "glamping"). A glampster is someone who is capable of heading into deepest nature with all the accessories necessary to throw a rocking, luxurious party with a couple dozen of their closest friends. Airbeds, turntables, sound systems and late night debauchery may or may not be involved.

"Damn it feels good to be a glampster!" - Cupkate.

Glampster by Peopleofearth March 28, 2011

glampers 

People who go camping but have every single luxury necessity of the home in the woods.

Did you see those glampers? They have an air conditioner in their 12 person tent along with WiFi and a flat-screen.
technocamper

glampers by hazelnutty April 17, 2014

Lampster 

A small odd looking creature that wears headphones listening to music as they dance..... It is thought that they are on some sort of drug

Omg do you see that Lampster

Lampster by cookiem1 April 9, 2015

Glumpter 

Anything your heart desires

Can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, pronoun, preposition, conjunction, interjection, or numeral.

Ex.

“Woah! Sandy just gave him that glumpter grip!”
“Last night David made a glumpter shot in pool!”
“You should’ve seen it! There was about glumpter deer in front of my car!”

Glumpter by Tshchlerky January 8, 2023

Gloopster 

Taken from the name Augustus Gloop from Willy Wonker a gloopster is a fat or tubby person (UK)

Person 1: Look at that fat cunt over there
Person 2: He’s a real tubby custard

Person 1: no he’s more than that he’s a gloopster

Gloopster by Ispeakengland July 25, 2023

Grampster 

A man or woman aged 65 years or older who considers them-self to be a gangster. They are usually thugged out with ghetto wear, and have tattoos all over their bodies.

Did you see that 70 year old Grampster with the flat billed Twins hat? I bet that old bastard is hard as hell and is packin' serious heat.

Guy 1: You better watch out for that Grampster, he won't hesitate to bust a fat cap in your ass.

Guy 2: Yeah but he'll probably break a hip trying to catch me!

I bet sawdust and mothballs would fly out of his pockets if that old ass Grampster fell over!

Grampster by Chuck Richards December 18, 2008

glaister

A learned man who loves queen and country. Won the ashes

That guy loves England so much he is glaister

glaister by baz123456 February 3, 2009