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Someone who often acts {wonky} or {Wack} or whose style can also be described as such.
Friend 1: That guy is so wonky.
Friend 2: yeah he's such a wonker.
by Grim Reeker January 27, 2015
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A name used for a friend or acquaintance who is being stupid, oafish or awkward
Stop being a wonker! Ryan
by Mib 001 December 19, 2003
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The largest of the three size classifications of the human penis, the sizes, in order, going like this:
-Wonker
-Wanker
-Winker
Wow! John has a real Wonker.
by SizesDefined December 02, 2016
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Wonkers can be seen strutting around with his mobile phone to his ear pretending he is talking to someone and he usually talks loud to attract more attention. He does not work, drives a car with a noisy exhaust, usually a โ€˜Pโ€™ plater, has no regard for the law, and thinks he is Godโ€™s gift to women.
by hodolee January 31, 2009
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means a lot of stuff. invented by mese. 1)crazy 2)awesome, cool 3)as a verb (wonkering) means freaking out, going crazy

4) with no s (wonker) means penis
1/2) I love her! She is wonkers!
3) He lost his phone...man, he's wonkering. (or going wonkers)
4) you're a wonker (insult)
by not conceited May 29, 2006
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Crazed, acting crazy, or group acting deliberately and stupidly crazed to gain a reaction.

Similar to "wankers" but derived from "bonkers" IE "gone bonkers"
IE "what a bunch of F..ng wonkers!"
by Tanoos November 24, 2004
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