Skip to main content

gimpster 

A super wanker with a alter personality. A extreme hypercondriac and a compulsive liar.
Man i was talking with this gimpster about the snow out west and you wouldn't believe the things he told me. He told me he goes prairie dog fishing. That guy has a serious alter personality disorder.
gimpster by ---- PDF ---- June 30, 2009
Words you can keep

Gimpster 

The "Uber" one.
Gimpster is your god.
Gimpster by Anonymous May 16, 2003

Gimpster 

A person who thinks they are cool, but is the biggest poser in the world. Can also mean to have a stroke and lose the use of your left leg.
Dustin Schullman
Gimpster by the biggest poser October 16, 2003

Gimpster 

Foxflight is sexier than that Gimpster.
Gimpster by fox June 12, 2003

Gimpster 

well first of all dustin schullman is a great guy. So u don't need to be an asshole. Hes a special boy
Dustin Schullman is a good guy and i hate u fukers for making fun of him...he's a special guy.
Gimpster by * February 19, 2005
Gay hipsters; gay (sometimes bisexual) male akin to the indie community. Has elegant taste in films (Bergman, Allen, Trier, Almodovar, Godard, and Wong are very popular in this group), music (ranging from Joanna Newsom's Ys to Broken Social Scene, Final Fantasy, Deerhunter, Björk, Animal Collective, Grizzly Bear, of Montreal, Patrick Wolf, The Fiery Furnaces, electronica, and usually what is actually good, not just indie) literature (almost all are writers), art (Most are not artistically capable, but interest is undoubtedly present. Some make art, regardless of ability and skill.) etc. Often vegan or vegetarian, some European exceptions. Also, statistically either a Taurus or a Gemeni. Can speak more than one or two languages. (French and Swedish are very common; the former nearly mandatory.) Sex and the City, Skins, and Absolutely Fabulous are essential for television, as well as an ironic TV series on which Lifetime: Television for Women airs reruns. (The Golden Girls and Roseanne are most common.) They usually smoke weed and/or drink alcohol regularly. Major, gay-friendly cities will attract them; the Bay Area and Chicago are most common. Librarians in later life; known for sense of fashion.
2006 was truly a gipster's dream come true for music with such releases as The Knife's Silent Shout, Grizzly Bear's Yellow House, Owen Pallett's sophmore, and, of course, the crown jewel gipster garabe (hipster garabe)... Ys by Joanna Newsom.
gipster by blueberryboat August 5, 2009
a gay hipster. alternative gays who tend to go to straight parties that are associated with hipsters.
hey, did you see that gipster at misshapes last night?
gipster by gigikinks December 31, 2006
More from Urban Dictionary

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
Next