5 definitions by Ispeakengland

Gloopster

Taken from the name Augustus Gloop from Willy Wonker a gloopster is a fat or tubby person (UK)

Person 1: Look at that fat cunt over there
Person 2: He’s a real tubby custard

Person 1: no he’s more than that he’s a gloopster

by Ispeakengland July 25, 2023

Turtlehead

Well shit…

Dropped a massive turtlehead in the bog and it fucking reeks

by Ispeakengland August 12, 2023

Jizz

The white stuff that comes out your helmet when your under cover

IM ABOUT TO JIZZ ALL OVER THIS SLUTS FACE

by Ispeakengland July 25, 2023

Tubby Custard

1: A food which is eaten by Teletubies

2: A way of calling someone fat, overweight or obese

3: A way of describing Kalvin Phillips

Teletubies: Tubby Custard, Tubby Custard , Tubby Custard

Person 1: Look at that fat cunt over there he’s a real tubby custard

Person 2: Fuck me Kalvin Phillips is shit

Person 3: I know he’s a tubby custard

by Ispeakengland July 25, 2023

Score

£20

Plasterer: just got paid a few scores for my job in Buckhurst Hill get in!

by Ispeakengland July 26, 2023