Gloopster

Taken from the name Augustus Gloop from Willy Wonker a gloopster is a fat or tubby person (UK)
Person 1: Look at that fat cunt over there Person 2: He’s a real tubby custard Person 1: no he’s more than that he’s a gloopster
by Ispeakengland July 25, 2023
Get the Gloopster mug.

Turtlehead

Dropped a massive turtlehead in the bog and it fucking reeks
by Ispeakengland August 12, 2023
Get the Turtlehead mug.

Jizz

The white stuff that comes out your helmet when your under cover
IM ABOUT TO JIZZ ALL OVER THIS SLUTS FACE
by Ispeakengland July 25, 2023
Get the Jizz mug.

Tubby Custard

1: A food which is eaten by Teletubies 2: A way of calling someone fat, overweight or obese 3: A way of describing Kalvin Phillips
Teletubies: Tubby Custard, Tubby Custard , Tubby Custard Person 1: Look at that fat cunt over there he’s a real tubby custard Person 2: Fuck me Kalvin Phillips is shit Person 3: I know he’s a tubby custard
by Ispeakengland July 25, 2023
Get the Tubby Custard mug.

Score

£20
Plasterer: just got paid a few scores for my job in Buckhurst Hill get in!
by Ispeakengland July 26, 2023
Get the Score mug.