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glaister

A learned man who loves queen and country. Won the ashes
That guy loves England so much he is glaister
by baz123456 February 3, 2009
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SOPhie glaister

She is an ugly slag if there’s one way to describe her it would be a cheesy moon. Her only pal is Emily Girdwood because everyone hates her as she’s the slyest person ever and has shagged 1001 times. Don’t forget that she never stops eating so there no surprise that she’s the size of a truck. Oh and you can’t miss that massive forehead of hers. She also lives Hours away from York so she can never be seen by anyone cos she’s to far away
Have you smelt her fishy fanny?? Who, Sophie glaister?? Yeah, she’s the biggest slag about. Yeah i know 1001 times apparently
by Tell sfifishor February 19, 2019
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glassterbate

After watching 'one guy one jar' all I want to do is make a mess in the kitchen and glassterbate.
by Ranchgirls July 26, 2023
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glassterbate

To masterbate using a glass object.
After watching 'one guy one jar' all I want to do is glassterbate and leave a mess on the kitchen floor.
by Ranchgirls July 26, 2023
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gaister

Only found on the eastern shore of the united states. Usually of jewish decent. Often of a fat glutonous form like the pillsbury dough boy. Enjoys fascinating other individuals with his snake in the grass stories of hooking up with supermodel woman and just about everything. Their main diet consists only of taco bell and carbonated beverages. Also likes long mandingo warrior cock.
that gaister over there loves getting his butt plowed with that mandingo warrior cock
by steve segal December 19, 2007
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Eleanor glister scara

a female that is Eleanora glister scara makes animation projects with Dragonframe and shares it online.
"I have heard of Eleanor glister scara and viewed her projects. "
by Eleanor Glister Scara May 10, 2023
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gladsterbating

The Act of masturbating while wrapped in Glad Wrap(cling film)
While his parents weren't home, he wrapped himself up and started gladsterbating.
by Chromecide March 11, 2008
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