Your boyfriend comes home and is super sunburnt and when he takes his hat off there's a line where the red starts. Looks like the top of a lamp. And if he is tall, he is a complete lampster!

lampster by Sassykat May 22, 2014

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Lampeter

1. A rainy place.
2. A place full of Welsh people.
3. Something boring.
4. Where the original, live-action Meg Griffin lives.
5. MedSoc... yeah.
6. A Soviet place where the pipe walk YOU.
7. The birthplace of the "Language of Heaven" (Welsh).
8. A good place to study Classics at.
9. Home of the butterfaces.

"Oh, it's raining!"
"And that's Lampeter for you..."

"So, plans for the night?"
"..."

"So, how was MedSoc today?"
"We had to quit mid-session, because of the rain."

"OMG the sun's out. The gods are angry!!!"

Lampeter by trust-no-1 November 14, 2009

Lumpster Uniform

A outfit of clothing that is worn by a person at least 3-4 time per week not because it is required by their profession, but because they're lazy and grody.

Person1- Goddamn I see that kid all the time always wearing his Lumpster Uniform.
Person2- Yeah that sumbitch is a grody fuck.

Lumpster Uniform by SteamrollerStanley October 16, 2009

Lamester

a lame gangster/ your mum

Me: your mum is such a lamester.
You: nO u

Lamester by who’s_asking? October 25, 2018

lumpster

lumpster can also be used affectionately as a nickname as an alternative to lumpy

One friend says to the other "Hey Lumpster, don't you have a graphic design project due tomorrow?"

lumpster by Lumpster December 13, 2004

lamster

Rhymes with "hamster." Someone "on the lam"; a fugitive.

"The Florida cops just caught a lamster who's wanted for murder in Ohio."

lamster by MikalM March 20, 2005

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026