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lampster 

When you're as red as a lobster and as tall or long as a lamp!
Your boyfriend comes home and is super sunburnt and when he takes his hat off there's a line where the red starts. Looks like the top of a lamp. And if he is tall, he is a complete lampster!
lampster by Sassykat May 22, 2014
1. A rainy place.
2. A place full of Welsh people.
3. Something boring.
4. Where the original, live-action Meg Griffin lives.
5. MedSoc... yeah.
6. A Soviet place where the pipe walk YOU.
7. The birthplace of the "Language of Heaven" (Welsh).
8. A good place to study Classics at.
9. Home of the butterfaces.
"Oh, it's raining!"
"And that's Lampeter for you..."

"So, plans for the night?"
"..."

"So, how was MedSoc today?"
"We had to quit mid-session, because of the rain."

"OMG the sun's out. The gods are angry!!!"
Lampeter by trust-no-1 November 14, 2009

Lumpster Uniform

A outfit of clothing that is worn by a person at least 3-4 time per week not because it is required by their profession, but because they're lazy and grody.
Person1- Goddamn I see that kid all the time always wearing his Lumpster Uniform.
Person2- Yeah that sumbitch is a grody fuck.

Lamester 

Me: your mum is such a lamester.
You: nO u
Lamester by who’s_asking? October 25, 2018

lumpster 

lumpster can also be used affectionately as a nickname as an alternative to lumpy
One friend says to the other "Hey Lumpster, don't you have a graphic design project due tomorrow?"
lumpster by Lumpster December 13, 2004
Rhymes with "hamster." Someone "on the lam"; a fugitive.
"The Florida cops just caught a lamster who's wanted for murder in Ohio."
lamster by MikalM March 20, 2005