Gloopster

Taken from the name Augustus Gloop from Willy Wonker a gloopster is a fat or tubby person (UK)

Person 1: Look at that fat cunt over there
Person 2: He’s a real tubby custard

Person 1: no he’s more than that he’s a gloopster

by Ispeakengland July 25, 2023

No School Foster Glocester!

As a kid just over the line from RI, I would wait by the radio on snowy school mornings hanging on every word of school closings that Salty Brine would call out. While most times my school had to go to school, *GROAN!* there was most always a school that made the no school cut. I can still hear Salty's teaasing voice as he knew we all knew what was coming shouting out with glee: "No School Foster Glocester!!" Who were these lucky kids...geeeez!?!? lol

Salty Brines most called out snow day was for No School Foster Glocester!

by washashoreCC January 23, 2019

Gopster

Something preferably yelled across a hallway, another word to describe a legend

“GOPSTERRRSSSSS” -CJ

by TheRealGopsters November 5, 2019

gloopered

Another word for being zinkied

“aye bruh i was fuckin a whore in my car. it’s a subaru i street race on it and win every time. hoes and bad bitties love it. i’m just like chief keef”

“i’m gloopered rn i don’t really care dog”

by tweeezzer February 3, 2022

Glooster

A glooster is when a pregnant woman is giving birth and the child coming out gives you oral

Yo Katie is pregnant you tryna glooster in 9 months?

by Johnmcmaster April 25, 2020

Groovster

Groovsters came about because hipsters are too mainstream. Groovsters make very ambiguous/vague references that only other groovsters would understand. They never actually say any names, places, or descriptions that would allow for a non-groovster to understand the reference. Groovsters don't have a uniform style of clothing because that is too main stream. You can only figure out if someone is a groovster if you already know for a fact that they are one.

Groovsters are so non-mainstream that if normal fish are mainstream, and salmon are hipsters, then groovsters would be that one thing by the stuff.

Groovster #1: "Duuuuuuude!! This is totally like that one thing from that one movie!!"
Groovster #2: "You mean that one with that one chick who did that thing at the place???"
Groovster #1: "YEA!!"
Groovster #2: "Totalllyyy."
Non-Groovster: "....Da fuck are you talking about?"

by groovster#1 May 16, 2013

goofster

One who is not quite a goof, but shows considerable progress.

She was such a goofster that she cut her own bangs, which did not come out strait.

by somegoof January 17, 2005