custard

A dish made of milk, eggs, flavoring, and sometimes sugar, boiled or baked until set.

Fuck you, I asked for custard, not bloody wordmayonnaise/word. (Link added becuase most of you probably think mayonnaise is semen.)

by Bundle Of Sticks April 06, 2004

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Someone who is a bit of a CUnt and a bit of a basTard.

That doorman is a right fucking custard!!

by cuntuk January 01, 2007

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I had to quit my job at McDonald's because I couldn't handle the damn custards.

by Kaim February 13, 2008

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"She's got custard dripping down her face"
"Would madam like custard on her buns?"

by Mather September 13, 2003

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Person 1: I made love to a camel
Person 2: Custard

by oooooooh October 30, 2011

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That George Dubya is a right piece of custard.

by god February 14, 2003

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"I'd like a medium vanilla custard on a cone with chocolate jimmies."

by idontknow12345 December 18, 2005

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